I hate the 4th of July

[Rongi]

Nothing good ever came out of it for me. My parents would usually break up around that time

[FartinMowler]

Rongi depressing.. hmm I will have to save this for later.

[Rongi]

How's the daughter

[GAsux]

Anyone who doesn't like setting shit on fire and eating hot dogs has got to be a communist.

[Rongi]

Then I must be the biggest commie ever. I honestly can't stand Hot Dogs.

[Protoclown]

Hot dogs are fucking disgusting. I haven't had one in years, thankfully.

[Immortal Goat]

I actually like hot dogs. However, I find their shape to be quite disconcerting. Does anyone else feel like they are while eating a hot dog?

[punkgrrrlie10]

HAMBURGERS!!!!

[El Blanco]

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat

I actually like hot dogs. However, I find their shape to be quite disconcerting. Does anyone else feel like they are while eating a hot dog?

I use the all beef kind and grill them. Use a bun and cover it in ketchup. No phallic symbol there.

[Immortal Goat]

Originally Posted by El Blanco

I use the all beef kind and grill them. Use a bun and cover it in ketchup. No phallic symbol there.

But then I think of anal sex, cuz it's in a pair of "buns"...

Am I just perverted?

[Skulhedface]

All I can say is...

If I can get outside of city limits, I actually love the 4th of July.

Firecrackers and fireworks always amused me. Maybe it's that part of me that never grew up and enjoyed blowing things up.

However... the movie based on Independence Day? Maximum suckage.

[kellychaos]

I have a piece of undigested frankfurter lodged in my small intestine that's been there since the fourth grade. It show up on x-rays. :/

[El Blanco]

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat

But then I think of anal sex, cuz it's in a pair of "buns"...

Am I just perverted?

Are you thinking of anal sex with a dog? In that case, no, you are perfectly normal.

[kellychaos]

"Is that a foot long?

And then some."

:bachelorparty