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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:18 PM       
Power Wheels is awesome. I remember being jealous of the kid that had the Jeep Wrangler and all I had was a stupid bike.

He got all the ladies.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:20 PM       
fuck powerwheels

at the king of the hill episode with the stoner power wheel collector kid who was spending like $500 bucks bidding on rare powerwheels over ebay :o he had like the COLLECTORS TIRE COLLECTION CASE

hank was appauled
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 02:51 PM       
yea i remember my cousins of the same age got a power wheel and then they never used it because it "Takes a long time to charge".
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 08:59 PM       
I had a Power Wheels Jeep, it was awesome. Of course, I had a crapload of wilderness-type areas to cruise around in.

I laugh at you suburban Powerwheelers.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 09:27 PM       
shut up nature boy why don't you put a captain planet sticker on your powerwheel for extra speed and ride down that lonely dirt trail.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 09:41 PM       
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weed makes cars drive fast

because of it's chemical properties, when added to a powerwheel with the trash-energyzer from back to the future 2 you can easily reach speeds up to 3x the normal rate :O
Time goes faster not yourself. Believe me.


And I had a powerwheels that costed me like 100 bucks and it was shaped like the batmobile. THE GODDAMN STEERING WHEEL FELL OFF.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 09:43 PM       
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shut up nature boy why don't you put a captain planet sticker on your powerwheel for extra speed and ride down that lonely dirt trail.
I THINK I WILL.
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Old Jan 20th, 2007, 10:02 PM       
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shut up nature boy
Come on, what did Ric Flair ever do to you?
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 12:09 AM       
He tried to have sex with my face when i was sleeping
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 12:46 AM       
genitailia gone south due to gender misdirection???
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 01:06 AM       
does that even mean anything? do you just not know what oral sex is?
also the face is HIGHER than the crotch area so technically it should be, "Gone north".
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 01:46 AM       
Not if you're a midget. In a locker room.
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 01:46 AM       
She's a girl and used to being upside down.

You just don't get it.
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 05:36 AM       
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does that even mean anything? do you just not know what oral sex is?
also the face is HIGHER than the crotch area so technically it should be, "Gone north".
shut up you have a mangled vagina cock mr/ms. Sexchange.
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 02:19 PM       
atleast he knows what his cock looks like, tubby
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 03:05 PM       
I cracked the mystery!
She thinks I share a rare disease with her known as Testicular-tonsilitis and Penile-tongue-in-cheek. Sorry Terra, maybe you should find a support group.
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Old Jan 21st, 2007, 03:09 PM       
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