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Old Oct 31st, 2010, 10:18 PM       
You know, for this spike in Halloween commercialism there sure is a disappointing lack of return in the trick or treaters department
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Old Oct 31st, 2010, 10:19 PM       
OMG, we have sooo much leftover candy. Anyone want a care package?
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Old Oct 31st, 2010, 10:19 PM       
Oh well. We get more candy.
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Old Oct 31st, 2010, 10:33 PM       
I took all my extra candy to that party yesterday and the host told me to stick it outside in a cauldron thing and I never saw it again

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Old Nov 1st, 2010, 12:15 PM       
Every trick or treater took a mystery bag, so we have a ridiculous amount of candy left. I wish I saw the look on the face of whoever got the bag full of acorns.
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Old Nov 1st, 2010, 09:24 PM       
That is absurd. I would have thought for sure there would have been kids wanting the sure bet. Was there a bag filled with candy?
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Old Nov 2nd, 2010, 12:10 AM       
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Old Nov 2nd, 2010, 03:05 AM       
I meant filled with an absurd amount of candy.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2010, 12:34 PM       
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that's POM as in pomagranite(which I can't spell)
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Old Nov 2nd, 2010, 03:08 PM       
My house ended up having a single trick or treating, who received a gracious handful of mini caramilk bars.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2010, 03:19 PM       
What's going with Halloween lately? My parents live in a huge neighborhood full of kids and they only got about a dozen trick-or-treaters
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Old Nov 2nd, 2010, 07:51 PM       
It's those darn terrorists *cough* and charleston chew giving agnostics
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Old Nov 2nd, 2010, 09:25 PM       
Put your charleston chew in the freezer for a different kind of treat!
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Old Nov 2nd, 2010, 09:30 PM       
rip those mawfucking fillings right out at the ROOTS, man
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Old Nov 2nd, 2010, 09:55 PM       
we decorated the entire house and made pretty cool goodie bags, but we didn't get a single trick-o-treater. i've since spoken to a bunch of friends/family around the country and almost none of them got any either.
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Old Nov 2nd, 2010, 09:59 PM       
Sounds like some kind of epidemic.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2010, 01:08 AM       
Here's what I gave to trick-or-treaters this year and what happened to all my treats:
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/201...over-now-what/
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Old Nov 5th, 2010, 09:25 AM       
We had to give away the candy at work the next day. Bought 4 bags of candy, and we had 4 kids. Had I known that beforehand they would have gotten a bag each
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Old Nov 5th, 2010, 12:44 PM       
i made a trip to the store on saturday (the 30th) and a stretch of town was full of trick or treaters. there was a cop car with lights flashing on either end of this street.

seriously? is this what halloween has been reduced to? cop-monitored visits to ~20 houses on halloween EVE? fuuuuuck.

anyway i live in the middle of nowhere, so halloween isn't an issue for me personally.
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Old Nov 5th, 2010, 12:46 PM       
i think being on a sunday fucked it up
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Old Nov 5th, 2010, 02:17 PM       
How come parents looked at me like I was a psychopath for handing out whole boxes of Frankenberry and you were Man of the Year for handing out Boo Berry?

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Old Nov 5th, 2010, 02:49 PM       
frankenberry is clearly inferior!
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Old Nov 5th, 2010, 03:06 PM       
That may be the case, but it doesn't stain my tooth-colored fillings purple.
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Old Nov 5th, 2010, 03:08 PM       
Our house is surrounded by woods and a winding driveway, nobody Trick-Or-Treats in New Paltz
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