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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:35 AM        mr adventure told me lotida was a lesbo???
gross weve had a lesbo talking to us the whole time

girl syou better protect your vaginas while lotida is on the prowl
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:41 AM       
ps please don't ban me i'm just posting what i heard and i htink that we all ahve the right to know peple might want to bring their KIDS here and they might not be comfortable bring them into this envirotnment you know what i mean

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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:41 AM       
i saw it lotida went to ross dress for less and i saw her hold up a plaid shirt to her chest and she thought it looked *ggood*
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:44 AM       
guys this just in i saw lotida at the grocery store and she scratched her butt (i thikn she pulled her underwear out of her butt too but i was too grossed out ot double chekc!) in front of everyone
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:46 AM       
Did she have a mullet?
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:46 AM       
i heard she got a job to messure little girls for party dresses so she can touch all the vaginas!!
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:50 AM       
hey gusy i heard lotida did drugs so her parents would send her to military academy so she could do push ups all day
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:50 AM       
She also works at a Bicycle shop Called Dykes on Bykes.

Ok, i got that joke from Rosie O Donnel.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:52 AM       
are we absolutely sure that GADZOOKS isn't kind of you know :/ :/ lesbish :/
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:52 AM       
hey everyone dont believe lotida she'll say shes bisexual but thats just so the guys will buy her dinner!!!
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:53 AM       
doesn't she know bisexual means you have two penises sounds like shes trying to imprses THE LADIES
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:53 AM       
woah now, jixby.

I hear lotida's a racist too. She hates Jews and people from Madagascar. She calls them Miggers.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:56 AM       
hey lotida remember when you told me that you pretended that your pillow was a vagina and you would be all "likc lick lick" hahaha well guess what now everyone knows
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:56 AM       
when lotida tries to come in and talk to us lets not even talk to her lets pretend that shes not even there
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:58 AM       
hey lotida when was the last time you had a boyfriend was it oh i dont know never
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 04:58 AM       


hey look its lotida licking her vagina pillow

except shes waaaaaay fatter than this!
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:00 AM       
oh thats wow thats gross lotida! hey everyone when lotida was a little girl in church she would cup her hands together like a vagina and pray for vaginas
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:01 AM       
One time a girl asked her what nationality she was and she said "AMERICAN, YOU?" and the other girl said "Im lebanese" and then she said "well let's skip the chit chat and go right on with the SEX "

Racist and Gay
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:02 AM       
hye eveyrone i heard lotida woke up at six am in her flannel pajamas so that she could look at the fred meyer bra ads before her parents knew about it!!!
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:03 AM       
She thought Butch Cassidy was sexy until she found out he was a man.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:04 AM       
wheres lotida anyway? maybe shes too chicken to face us? or maybe shse got her foot stuck in a lady's butthole from having sick pervert sex
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:05 AM       
She probably did a winnie the pooh and got her head stuck in someone's honey pot.

And by honey pot, i mean another lesbian's vagina.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:05 AM       
i bet she watches the l-word and wishes they were all girls
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:08 AM       
And the ellen degeneres talk show.
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Old Jun 21st, 2004, 05:10 AM       
hey lotida i remember when you were in class you made a valentine for a fat girl
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