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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 02:50 AM        NEW! "HEY DORK! LET'S TALK COMICS! (part 1)"
ME AM TIRED. ME GOING TO SLEEP. YOU READ THIS WHILE I DO BE SLEEPS. WE ALL BE HAPPIER TOMORROW. HOORAY! :O


"HEY DORK! LET'S TALK COMICS! (part 1)" -by Max Burbank
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 03:13 AM       
haha, the language filters fucked it up.
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 03:34 AM        Re: NEW! "HEY DORK! LET'S TALK COMICS! (part 1)"
[quote="Mockery"]ME AM TIRED. ME GOING TO SLEEP. YOU READ THIS WHILE I DO BE SLEEPS. WE ALL BE HAPPIER TOMORROW. HOORAY! :O
[\quote]

Mr. Saturn?


Those fucking filters are ruining everything mock! Get rid of em
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 09:55 AM       
Whoa, did Max submit the text through PM?

Anyway, good piece. Good to hear I'm not retarded for not understanding DC continuity.
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 09:59 AM       
The filter did a number on it, and it's a shame. It killed the how suave is a suave suave only suave joke pretty bad. Nice reading, though.
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 10:34 AM        Re: NEW! "HEY DORK! LET'S TALK COMICS! (part 1)"
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ME AM TIRED. ME GOING TO SLEEP. YOU READ THIS WHILE I DO BE SLEEPS. WE ALL BE HAPPIER TOMORROW. HOORAY! :O
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 10:35 AM       
I love the fucking language filter.....
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 11:01 AM       
Gah, he always submits 'em via PM and not as text emails.

Ok, can you guys gimme a list of what parts were changed by the word filters? I'll fix them when I get home tonight. Thanks!
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 11:14 AM       
You should do a find and replace search and turn suave back into gay and ene-eyed trouser snake into dick.
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 11:18 AM       
Ok, Re was nice enough to make the changes to the piece now. So all instances of "suave" have been changed back to "gay". Let me know if you guys spot anything else. Thankee!
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 11:39 AM       
It think Dork should be changed to "Repsected Friend"
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 11:39 AM       
1. 'one-eyed trouser snake' Grayson?
2. overweight, lonely arse

that's all I saw. Very funny shit.
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 12:44 PM       
How about one of you cackoffs just turn off the feckin' fliter?
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 12:51 PM       
Cackoff. He he.

The only one left in their at this point is 'arse'. I would never say 'arse'. I always say ass. No, ass. ASS damnit!

ah, fuck.
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 12:52 PM       
Hey, somebody musta shut off the filters! That ruined my whole joke.
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 01:07 PM       
Turn the filters off! Turn the filters on!

MAKE UP YOUR MIND, GRAMPS!
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 01:40 PM       
ARE YOU MY DAUGHTER!? WHY DID YOU PUT ME IN HERE, I HATE THIS PLACE!! WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NEWS PROGRAM IS THAT, WHERE'S WALTER KRONKITE!?
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 01:56 PM       
QUICK, SOMEONE FILL HIS MOUTH WITH POLYGRIP! THAT'LL SHUT HIS YAPPER UP NICE 'N QUICK!
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 02:00 PM       
The filters are off? Is it true... I gotta' at least try and find out.

f... *ahem* FU...

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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 04:02 PM       
FUCK YEAH
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 10:21 PM       
Great piece. But I'm sure all the boys tell you that.


Oh, fuck. A gay joke.
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Old Jan 20th, 2005, 01:50 AM       
FUCKING FINALLY!!!! FUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAHHH!
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Old Jan 20th, 2005, 02:04 AM       
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Old Jan 20th, 2005, 11:32 AM       
Great job, Arrow, you just ruined the hype.
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Old Jan 20th, 2005, 03:44 PM       
I know one word that is still filtered
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