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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 12:40 AM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 12:41 AM       
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Professor Cool: What you said was very uncool. Your name is untrue. Not only that, you're a clerk. I met a clerk down at the 7-11 and I said, "Get me a Slurpee!" And the clerk got me a hotdog cause he couldn't understand English. Hahaha Professor Cool, why can't you get me my Slurpee?!
This may BLOW your MIND, but I don't work a at 7-11, i work at a video store. Although i wish i did work at a 7-11 so I can put anthrax in your slurpee...
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 01:37 AM       
BIG PAPA BOSTERICH!
My avatar pic is the best thing you're ever going to witness Tubesock. And what jollies? I'm actually kind of happy your back, you're almost, almost but not quite as good as the late VinceZeb.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 02:00 AM       
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Les Waste: Stop reposting stupid pictures. This is the "Mock Tubesock" thread, not the "Post Stupid Pictures of Bill Cosby that Retardo Cat Posted a Few Minutes Ago Before He Felched A Three-Legged Dog". Learn from CaptainBubba, cause he knows math.
Did you even read my post? I made that picture months ago, stupid. Why are you even trying? Don't you think it's pointless to "mock" people you don't even know? Don't you think you should at least browse the forums for at least some time so you can tell which poster here to call a Dance Dance Revolution, pink shirt wearing, tri-sexual faggot, instead of arbitrarily assiging pointless and stupid cliches to people?

Jesus Z. Christ, Tubesock. You eat brown.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 09:05 AM       
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This may BLOW your MIND, but I don't work a at 7-11, i work at a video store. Although i wish i did work at a 7-11 so I can put anthrax in your slurpee...
Holy shit! That did blow my mind! In fact, I creamed my pants too! I'm glad you get to sit on your fat ass all day at Blockbuster and watch 'Care Bears Hug Each Other's Asses' all day! Besides, I've already tasted anthrax. It tastes like sherbert.

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My avatar pic is the best thing you're ever going to witness Tubesock. And what jollies? I'm actually kind of happy your back, you're almost, almost but not quite as good as the late VinceZeb.
No, your avatar needs boobs. And who is VinceZeb?

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Did you even read my post? I made that picture months ago, stupid. Why are you even trying? Don't you think it's pointless to "mock" people you don't even know? Don't you think you should at least browse the forums for at least some time so you can tell which poster here to call a Dance Dance Revolution, pink shirt wearing, tri-sexual faggot, instead of arbitrarily assiging pointless and stupid cliches to people?

Jesus Z. Christ, Tubesock. You eat brown.
No, I didn't read all of your post. I think it went something like "Tubesock is stupid. Believe in Jesus. I like brownies. TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA." And I already told you why I'm trying, stupid!!! I want to be a beefy mocker and the best way is to charge in blindly! Like John Rambo! YAAAAAAAAR!!! *kills the terrorists*

And why would you make a picture of Bill Cosby or Urkel or whoever it is?! That's stupid!!! You could be curing cancer instead!

As for your "Don't you think it's pointless mocking people you don't know and hey I'm a hippie, let's all be friends and sing Cat Stevens before we mock each other", I'm not one for your touchy-feely-grab-my-buttocks style of mocking. I'm sure it's okay for yourself to get to know that DDR, pink shirt, fart sniffer is, but if I were the DDR, pink shirt, fart sniffer, I'd say "Les Waste, do not touch my toned buttocks while I'm trying on this pink shirt and playing DDR!" Luckily, I don't wear pink and would laugh at the sight of a disabled kid playing DDR. So, I'm afraid we can't be together in electric dreams, Les Waste. You'll have to find someone else to have erect-nipple wetdream, pink shirt, DDR fantasies over.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 11:34 AM       
I'm beginning to wonder what the hell this guy is on.... apparently, he hasn't been taking his smart pills...

Hey Tubesock:

You're missing the point here. You won't become a beefy mocker. Because nobody cares enough about your pointless, not-funny drivel to mock you back. End of story.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 11:35 AM       
You fucking suck. I hope your mom gets a brain tumor and you cry so much due to grief that you can't post on the internet any more so I never have to read any of your retard-ass, totally random so OMG ITS SO RANDOM IT HAS TO BE FUNNY PLEASE ACCEPT ME FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I WANT TO BE ACCEPTED idiot posts.

You are a pubic crap in the tangled, bushy genitals of society, and you deserved to be tiny-combed to death, you cunt
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 12:06 PM       
freakachu: Smart pills and a smiley doing the finger! Christ, next time Leno or Conan or some other dickhead auditions for new acts, you should go. Your "Smart Pills and Smiley" routine is the icecream on the shit sandwich.

Also, I know you care about my pointless, non-funny drivel cause you keep replying. So, NOT END OF STORY!!! (OMG I'M USING CAPS!!!)

P.S. HAHAHAHAHA Pokemon loser! Go catch 'em all, fool!

Les Waste: Calm down cause you sound like you lost your frilly little dress that you wore on you wedding day. Let Doctor Tubesock have a look at you and find out what's troubling you.

Hmmmm...

You are suffering from a condition called "Dickheaditis". I think you caught it from freakachu. I will administer the antidote: a kickbox to your ugly head.

Also, I'm not replying to your girly challenge in the other thread cause I'm afraid that you will fondle my buttocks. There is no future for us. Trust me. I don't play DDR or wear pink shirts like your sissy friends from your Oprah Book Of The Month Club meetings. I have to let you down easy cause you are very sensitive to rejection. But don't worry. My heart will GO ON!!!!
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 12:56 PM       
Part one was a lot better
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 03:23 PM       
I wasn't trying to be funny. I was telling you to go away. Apparently you once again have missed the point.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 03:34 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 05:42 PM       
My avatar looks fine to me.

Tubesock, your posts are stupid. Its like when you were born someone said, "hey look, this person has no brain". Are you partaking in the sex with men as well? I would wager it is so and as you are not actually partaking in said actions you will find yourself insulted by my suggestion. Maybe you are ugly. I can't very well confirm this theory but I would bet my INCREDIBLY small cock (grain of sand) that you are very hard to look at without the pukings or the gaggings.

If you are older than the first trimester I weep for the world.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 05:44 PM       
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You are suffering from a condition called "Dickheaditis".
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And why would you make a picture of Bill Cosby or Urkel or whoever it is?! That's stupid!!! You could be curing cancer instead!
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 07:00 PM       
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 07:19 PM       
That picture is hilarious to me because I saw a commercial about a credit union or something, and it had words scrolling up along with people, and he was one of them.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 07:52 PM       
That picture is funnier when it has the words "BEAR SHIT!" on it and the black guy's tooth is shining.
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Old Sep 11th, 2003, 09:31 PM       
I already quoted alotta lines and i felt like quoting the one with only the picture in it

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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 12:35 AM       
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I wasn't trying to be funny. I was telling you to go away. Apparently you once again have missed the point.
I haven't missed the point... OF YOUR FAT UGLY HEAD, MISS FAT UGLY HEAD! HAR HAR HAR HAR! (shutup, pokemon freak!)

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Tubesock, your posts are stupid. Its like when you were born someone said, "hey look, this person has no brain". Are you partaking in the sex with men as well? I would wager it is so and as you are not actually partaking in said actions you will find yourself insulted by my suggestion. Maybe you are ugly. I can't very well confirm this theory but I would bet my INCREDIBLY small cock (grain of sand) that you are very hard to look at without the pukings or the gaggings.

If you are older than the first trimester I weep for the world.
Finstly, your avatar looks like a fart.

Second of all, I skipped over most of your post because my Internet Explorer Retard Detector was going "BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP" before it exploded my computer. But I got the skinny bones of what you were saying: "Tubesock is an idiot! He is gay! He is ugly! JUDO CHOP!!". I think what you meant to say is I am very sexy and intelligent cause the only one who is an idiot, gay, and ugly is you. I know this cause the police came to my school and told our class. They said they were looking for a gay, ugly idiot who flashed some children on the special education bus. Then they showed me your photo. This is just a warning, but don't hang out at any bus stops cause they cops are planning a raid.

ScruU2wice: Please reply with something a bit more challenging than a smiley. The fat kid next door replied to me with a smiley before I kicked the shit out of him. Now he is a skinny kid. Let that be a lesson to you all: Smilies are a lousy comeback against my ninja skills.
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 12:49 AM       
Why is the kid skinny now? Are you saying you cut him open and ritualistically removed his innards before consuming them in an act of perverse worship to your perverted pagan patheon? Seriously Tubesock, if you want to do something evil and satanic, goat fucking is much less illegal, and no, that was not an offer for you to give me teh secks, despite your intense desire to do so, owing to your past admissions of animal secks loving. Sick fuck.
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 04:49 AM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 11:01 AM       
Tubesock, you'd better fucking pray to Shiva that you're a character
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 05:06 PM       
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Finstly, your avatar looks like a fart.
I HAVE NEVER VIEWED A FART BEFORE, BUT I THINK YOU MAY BE LYING TUBESOCK.
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 09:48 PM       
By means of my amazing time tested analysis process I have deduced that tubesock is a 9 year old boy. He is considered very funny in his elementary school. He does not yet understand sarcasm, so there is no reason to bother talking to him. This is now a google image search thread.
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Old Sep 12th, 2003, 09:54 PM       
I thought I'd try looking up pictures of 9 year old boys to represent our good friend, but all I got was porn
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