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Old May 23rd, 2009, 03:01 AM       
Dear Willie,

If I were to get a new car, what car should I get? I have been told to get something more practical for me, but I have yet to even explore the uses of a station wagon or even the convenience of its massive expendature of space? Am I thinking too hard on such a thought? I think I could start my own tours because the back seat faces the rear! Or team up with a hombre and sell ice cream!

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Old May 25th, 2009, 06:17 AM       
idk for sure what would be best but if you get a wagon make sure you get one that's fairly fuel efficient!
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Old May 25th, 2009, 10:56 AM       
Dear Willie,

I've been drinking since Thursday. What's the limit before it's considered a bender?

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Old May 25th, 2009, 10:59 AM       
well i'd say 48 hours personally but i've not really thought about it that much
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Old May 29th, 2009, 02:02 AM       
IF YOU CAN POST ON A MESSAGE BOARD THEN ITS NOT A BENDER AND ALSO YOU ARENT DRINKING ENOUGH
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Old May 29th, 2009, 09:39 AM       
Dear Willie,

Seriously, how ugly are we talkin' here?
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Old May 29th, 2009, 12:11 PM       
we're talkin' gaza strip ugly, y'all
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Old May 29th, 2009, 12:47 PM       
Good god damn.
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Old Jun 8th, 2009, 11:25 PM       
When the fuck are they gonna finnaly start building the freedom towers? I mean what the fuck is the hold up?
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 01:25 PM       
Dear Willie,


What is the meaning of wife?


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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 07:42 PM       
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When the fuck are they gonna finnaly start building the freedom towers? I mean what the fuck is the hold up?
nobody likes freedom anymore idk
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 07:46 PM       
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What is the meaning of wife?


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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 07:46 PM       
Does that mean they're really the French Towers & that is why no one is working on it?
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Old Jun 9th, 2009, 07:47 PM       
probably. stupad french
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Old Jun 10th, 2009, 01:21 AM       
Was hurricane Katrina my fault?
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 01:07 AM       
only a little
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 10:57 AM       
Will anyone ever invent something more delicious than cheese?
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 08:28 PM       
yes
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 09:25 PM       
Penal code?
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Old Jun 11th, 2009, 09:25 PM       
Dear Willie,
Why does In the Line of Fire suck so much? I mean, it's lesser than the sum of its parts.
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Old Jun 12th, 2009, 01:44 AM       
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Penal code?
I read the police report. The penal code is 8=======D~~~~O:
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Old Jun 14th, 2009, 02:18 AM       
Dear Willie,

A group of 25-30 nudes pedaled on their bikes past my work place and I do not recall seeing any black people, nay, any of race than euroasian. Does this mean that such an event is discriminatory?
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Old Jun 16th, 2009, 11:16 PM       
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RCW 9.68A
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Old Jun 16th, 2009, 11:19 PM       
Willie, why didn't you answer elx's question of "What are crazy girls thinking?"
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