THINK OF FUN THINGS WE CAN DO WITH THE BOARD

[Tadao]

Maybe it's not the new people that are the problem here. Maybe it's the old issues that have never been resolved.

[Guitar Woman]

Sorry for SINGLING YOU OUT ZOMBOID, would you like to do some cartoon amalgams with me to make up

[MetalMilitia]

It seems most of the best "mockers" are just bored of it because they've already seen the stereotypical annoying noobie poster a thousand times before and there are only so many ways of saying "You're fucking stupid. Shut up".

I also think that there aren't many arguments any more because the majority of the regular posters are all in the same clique that socialise outside of the forum (though games and such) and calling anyone out will probably turn a lot of people against you.

[Dr. Boogie]

I really think MM has nailed the problem down.

[Chojin]

I do hope that reply isn't all we're going to get out of Zomboid. To clarify, that post was a request for you to reply.

Also MM, I don't really think there are too many rough-and-tumble internet gangs are on the boards anymore. Only two really come to mind.

Maybe that's only because I haven't been intimidated by anyone on this forum for about 7 years, though.

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by Chojin

Calm down, dearest.

I am honestly trying to understand what you're talking about, here. Does me talking about emo boys make you uncomfortable? Is it really such a problem to have upset you so badly?

And no, I did not ask you to comment on Tadao's Wii thread. Nor did I ask for your subsequent replies to it and the deliberate derailing of the thread thereof.

Can you show me how you came to these conclusions? Maybe I'm missing something.

For tadao's thread, you make a comment like "HEY WHERE IS ZOMBOID TO TALK ABOUT HOW THE WII SUCKS?" and I reply that maybe he should just go to the gym. Then it turns into the usual back and forth shit. Yeah, you didn't have a hand in that one.

A bit before that you went into 2 or 3 other threads and posted variations of

This thread probably reminds Zomboid of why he hates the Wii.

So again, yeah, you're not antagonistic at all.

I WOULD'VE REPLIED SOONER BUT I LIKE TO SMOKE

[MetalMilitia]

Am I the only one that read all of GW and Zomboid's posts in this thread and still have no idea what they're talking about? :/

[Zomboid]

Pretend that we're cats and you'll probably understand it a bit better.

[Dr. Boogie]

Originally Posted by Chojin

Maybe that's only because I haven't been intimidated by anyone on this forum for about 7 years, though.

You were intimidated by someone on the boards?

[Sam]

If I knew I was in a gang I would have started wearing gang colors.

AND ALSO I AM NAMING MY GANG "THE SUPER SMASH BROTHERS"

[Chojin]

The latter was in response to some shenanigans you pulled in the smash bros thread. I'm not claiming that I have absolutely no part in arguments around here, but I do claim that you create and escalate those arguments to the point that it kills threads. If I recall, you were banned for doing it before.

And in my opinion, saying "a whole 8 posts in a wii thread without zomboid" isn't out of line. Consider:
1. You seem to seek out and troll any and all Wii threads on the forum
2. You came in immediately after that
3. Did you really consider that an invitation? Do you have absolutely no self-control?

[Zomboid]

We need to get our banners ready. I miss the imock starcraft games

[Tadao]

So what I'm reading here is that the reason why I-Mockery has become a 4chan fest is because of Nintendo Wii.

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by Chojin

The latter was in response to some shenanigans you pulled in the smash bros thread. I'm not claiming that I have absolutely no part in arguments around here, but I do claim that you create and escalate those arguments to the point that it kills threads. If I recall, you were banned for doing it before.

And in my opinion, saying "a whole 8 posts in a wii thread without zomboid" isn't out of line. Consider:
1. You seem to seek out and troll any and all Wii threads on the forum
2. You came in immediately after that
3. Did you really consider that an invitation? Do you have absolutely no self-control?

If the latter was in response to something in a different thread, keep it in the other fucking thread. Your petty little nintendo fueled rage against me doesn't need to go all over the boards.

1 - I don't seek out and troll threads. In the smash bros thread I made both positive and negative comments and it just escalated, as usual. Oh, and I think you were a part of that one, too!

2 - I'd been reading it and just hadn't made a comment until that point.

3 - I was thinking what I posted the entire time, but yeah, to me that was an invitation to go and say what I said, which was that he should seek alternative methods of exercise.

[Chojin]

Yeah, really. Back on topic.

*And Zomboid, I will reiterate that we don't need to hear about how much you hate the Wii in every Wii thread. No one asked you to post there. Seriously. I made a joke, there was no call to defend your honor.

I would offer to stay out of 360/PS3 threads in return, but I haven't been doing anything like that. Again, use some self-control. Someone mentioning your name in a thread is not a license for you to turn it to shit.

And that will be my last post on this topic.

[Zomboid]

Alrighty. How bout mods be objective and just close/move threads that are getting way the fuck off track. Oh, and not go around inciting RIOTS! :O

[Guitar Woman]

THIS IS A WITCH HUNT

[MetalMilitia]

It seemed like most of the mockwars threads were just arguments from other threads which were cut out and moved there. Perhaps that should come back to keep discussion threads on topic but allowing the forum to live up to the "mockery" part of its name.

[Tadao]

I feel like creating a thread just to call someone out sometimes, I haven't done that though because I know it would be closed in minutes, or that was the impression I got. I would love a place just to be a stupid idiot on this board and not cause difficulty for others trying to talk about what they enjoy.

[Chojin]

MM:

The thing is, nothing good ever came of those threads afterwards anyway. At least when we merge them into chat, it makes one person happy.

That person being pub.

[Chojin]

Tadao:

As far as I'm concerned, you can call someone out in one thread if you're being classy or at least funny about it. And that thread would go in general blabber. I don't think the rules specifically state that you can do that, but there's a reason it says to not follow people around while harassing them and not just "don't harass anybody ever".

[Guitar Woman]

The very fact that it boils your wii fanboy blood is enough reason for me to gripe about it ;< xoxoxoxoxoxox

I'm not trolling, honest!

[Guitar Woman]

This sort of shit is rampant on /v/, come to think of it, so if anyone is perpetuating 4chan bullshit here, it's Zomboid.

[Chojin]

enough

THINGS WE CAN DO TO MAKE THE BOARD BETTER. THINK!

[Zomboid]

Yeah, you tried to make that argument before. It was shit then and it's shit now. Me saying why the wii sucks in a post about a specific game is not the same as you posting all the shit that you do. That comment was after you and chojin kept up with your "NO, THE WII IS AWSUM! REALLY! IT IS!" over and over. If it were able to be a civil argument about the system's merits and it's negative qualities, that'd be just fine by me. But as I said, you're fanboys and you can't do that.