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Old Apr 30th, 2008, 03:23 AM       
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Old Apr 30th, 2008, 07:13 AM       
If I hadn't have looked in this thread I could have gone on in bliss that I had completely forgotten about the Ewoks cartoon, brb, going to kill myself
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Old Apr 30th, 2008, 03:39 PM       
I always wanted to stick it in Tundro's cannon-hole
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 01:36 AM       
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there's a large number of states where it's 18, dude
True enough, illinois is 18. I know texas and i think missouri is 17. I saw a list once and hawaii is supposed to be 13?!?

But age doesn't matter when YOU WANT TO FUCK A GODDAMN CARTOON!!!!!!!!
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 01:43 AM       
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I don't keep track of these things.

Seems a bit mixed, though: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of...#United_States
List for "North America" is incomplete. For U.S. it only lists 35 states.

And imagine the embarrassment at ANY emergency room, because yer dick shredded from trying to screw a bored out DVD of the Fantastic Four, cause you had a weird thing for H.E.R.B.I.E.
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 02:01 AM       
H.E.R.B.I.E.'s got it going on.

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Old May 2nd, 2008, 02:25 AM       
Oh man you can do it with 9-year-olds in Yemen. I'm there dudes.

Yemen, dudes

Who wants to go to Yemen with me
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 02:56 AM       
OH, HELLS YES!

This, doesn't have much to do with cartoon sex but i will tell this almost true story.

I was camping, it was night, and a Park Ranger ripped open my damn tent! I mean, the campfire was out so, he must've heard me grunting away. Out pops my homemade H.E.R.B.I.E. wearing a Betty Page wig and a boostier. He didn't know what to think!!! My H.E.R.B.I.E. starts sobbing and levitates off into the woods. I just roll my eyes. It shouldn't have freaked out like that.

So the Ranger asks "Wha...What was tha-tha-that?"
I say "That was YOU ripping my Goddamn tent open while i'm trying to jerk one off before I go to sleep, you sick fuck!"

After all, who's going believe in a homemade robot with a Betty Page wig and a boostier. Best just deny it and act like THEY'RE crazy.

But the H.E.R.B.I.E made it back to my, then, current apartment. And the Ranger severely apologized, let me stay at the station for the night (in a room far from him), and even gave some cool discount coupons for another tent, as he had a friend who was a manager of a sporting goods store.




No, esuohlim, i won't go to Yemen with you....

But, definitely Montreal!
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 03:38 AM       
GERISHNEM ESLIOUM YOU ARE WORST THAN CLEVER BEAR
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 08:54 AM       
Montreal is supposed to have "ALL NUDE LAP DANCING STRIPPERS THAT, NO ARE NOT 'GIRLS' BUT, GODDESSES!!!!! (and you can touch them, but not like that)"

It would cost a pretty penny, and we'd have to swing by Ohio on the way.

And this has nothing to do with SEX WITH CARTOONS!!!
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 09:50 AM       
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GERISHNEM ESLIOUM YOU ARE WORST THAN CLEVER BEAR


Me Hate You.
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 01:27 PM       
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 02:52 PM       
The best part about Habib was that there was a huge collection of unlinked images of Arab soccer games and random people in his geocities file directory. It was just waiting to be found, and it was.
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 09:26 PM       
The #1 moment in cartoon F**king history

A man can dream
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 10:48 PM       
Ban.
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 01:29 PM       
I watched that movie a few weeks agon on VHS. I had no clue that the guy was Brad Pitt.
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Old May 5th, 2008, 01:03 AM       
you mean the 2nd greatest moment in cartoon boinking history?
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Old May 5th, 2008, 01:27 AM       
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Old May 5th, 2008, 01:32 AM       
Hey Kybo Ren! If you're gonna keep doing this, at least post Dr Girlfriend.
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Old May 5th, 2008, 03:24 AM       
Yeah really we need more unfunny characters on this forum.
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Old May 5th, 2008, 06:19 AM       
I wouldn't fuck dr girlfriend or lois griffin. those are some skank toons.

when it comes to venturevagina, it's gotta be these two:


totally worth cartoon jailtime.
unless it's superjail, that place is harsh
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Old May 5th, 2008, 08:07 AM       
This thread makes cartoon Michael Jackson cartoon uncomfortable

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I watched that movie a few weeks agon on VHS. I had no clue that the guy was Brad Pitt.
Yeah, I bet he'd like that one back.
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Old May 5th, 2008, 10:17 AM       
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Old May 5th, 2008, 05:27 PM       

mj looks pretty comfortable to me.
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