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Old May 6th, 2009, 05:16 PM        Women who used to be men
Would they know how to get a guy off?
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Old May 6th, 2009, 05:19 PM       
Only if they kept their old parts around for practice.
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Old May 6th, 2009, 05:20 PM       
I mean would they even know what to do with a cock? I THINK NOT.
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Old May 6th, 2009, 05:29 PM       
Hello? How do you think we came up with the reach-around? It's third person jacking.
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Old May 6th, 2009, 06:03 PM       
Yeah, but that's from a guy who still has his cock and loves it.
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Old May 6th, 2009, 08:01 PM       
That's why it's so kinky to get one from a post-op tranny.
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Old May 6th, 2009, 10:27 PM       
I don't really think penises are all that hard to figure out ;\ Lots of women learn how to give blowjobs without ever even owning a penis.

Do gay men give better blowjobs than women? A MYTH WIDELY PROPAGATED BY GAY MEN EVERYWHERE?
I always hear that LESBIANS get eachother off the best because they understand vaginas better but I DUNNO.
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Old May 6th, 2009, 11:21 PM       
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I always hear that LESBIANS get eachother off the best because they understand vaginas better but I DUNNO.
That sentence just got me off so it must be true!
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Old May 6th, 2009, 11:43 PM       
I just think that if they cut off their dick, they must not have liked it very much, so they probably wouldn't like mine much either. On the other hand, I like my dick a lot, so I must be a super fag.
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Old May 6th, 2009, 11:54 PM       
I couldn't get into it, part in fact that there is no such thing as a modest transexual.

They take what they see in the other gender and apply it themselves, making only a bizarre caricature out of themselves of what X looks like.
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Old May 7th, 2009, 12:17 AM       
I don't get it. What you're saying seems more applicable to transvestites than transsexuals.

The same could be said about women in general, really.
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Old May 7th, 2009, 12:40 AM       
I dunno. I just barged into a conversation and threw my two completely unrelated cents into the ring.

Just ignore me.
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Old May 9th, 2009, 07:25 PM       
TADAO COME THE FUCK ON

MOST GUYS KNOW HOW TO GET THEMSELVES OFF, SO GIRL-POST-GUYS MOST LIEKLY KNOW WHAT TO DO YOU FUCKING TARD

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Old May 9th, 2009, 07:40 PM       
No way dude. They got there got removed because they had no clue how to use it to pleasure themselves.
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Old May 9th, 2009, 07:42 PM       
most people who decide to have sex changes want to change sexes long before they even learn about pleasuring themselves ;\ so yeeeaaaa.
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Old May 12th, 2009, 12:09 AM       
So a man should know how to get another man off? I doubt it, everyone feels differently.

I wouldn't know where to start with a circumcised penis, either.
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I'll have to test this theory in Thailand.
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