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Old Jul 23rd, 2009, 05:28 PM        What is an acceptable number of times to masturbate in one day?
Seriously, what do people consider "normal". Once, twice, three times? I'm curious.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2009, 05:45 PM       
Depends on if you have a job or not.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2009, 09:03 PM       
It also depends if you're male or female.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2009, 09:06 PM       
Ok, so what's the average for each?
Without a job?
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Old Jul 23rd, 2009, 09:08 PM       
Three times a day.

After each meal.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2009, 10:16 PM       
Seems a bit low, if you're jobless.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2009, 11:16 PM       
UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF CUM

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Old Jul 23rd, 2009, 11:44 PM       
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Old Jul 24th, 2009, 07:48 AM       
ANYTHING OVER A COUPLE OF TIMES A WEEK MAKES YOU A PERVERT/desperate AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT BECAUSE THEY FEEL GUILTY AFTER MASTURBATING TOO MUCH.
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Old Jul 24th, 2009, 02:47 PM       
It depends on how preoccupied you are, how well you feel, how much time you have on your hands, how much sleep you've gotten...

I read that if man ejaculates more than 5 times a week it lowers his risk of prostate cancer, so I suppose its healthy for a man to do it at least that much.
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Old Jul 24th, 2009, 08:31 PM       
YEA NBUT ITS ALSO A GREAT WAY TO BLOW ALL YOUR OJAS AND DRASTICALLY SHORTENS THE QUALITY OF YOUR LIFE/LIFESPAN.
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Old Jul 24th, 2009, 08:53 PM       
gross, zero times

edit: and while we're on the subject you males need to WASH YOUR HANDS. you touch your stuff while you're in the restroom and then you touch other stuff like doorknobs and then i touch the doorknobs and i get your boy germs. disgusting!
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Old Jul 24th, 2009, 09:31 PM       
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while we're on the subject you males need to WASH YOUR HANDS. you touch your stuff while you're in the restroom and then you touch other stuff like doorknobs and then i touch the doorknobs and i get your boy germs. disgusting!
I have a co-worker well-known for this type of behavior. I have some of that liquid hand-sanitizer to ward him off. Yes, I know it's a placebo, but it makes me feel better, so I'm OK with it.

Edit: And BTW you're the one reading the "gross" thread.
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Old Jul 24th, 2009, 11:07 PM       
I see someone is sexually repressed.
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Old Jul 25th, 2009, 12:16 AM       
ITS ONLY AN ACT.

What's so wrong with penis germs? Do they differ substantially from the rest of my germs?
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Old Jul 25th, 2009, 07:51 PM       
Penis germs make babies
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Old Jul 26th, 2009, 03:02 PM       
penis babies D:
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Old Jul 26th, 2009, 03:05 PM       
YOUR a penis baby
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Old Jul 26th, 2009, 06:41 PM       
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Whoa ho ho. It takes a man AND a woman to make a baby. I don't know what kind of sick homosexual family you were raised by but penis germs alone do not make babies.
Plus its not even the germs its the semen
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Old Jul 26th, 2009, 06:44 PM       
Pregnancy is a disease.
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Old Jul 26th, 2009, 06:49 PM       
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Old Jul 26th, 2009, 06:58 PM       
A fetus is a parasite
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Old Jul 26th, 2009, 07:01 PM       
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IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY TADAO
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