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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 07:44 PM        CELEBRITIES YOU'D MOST LIKE TO BE FRIENDS WITH
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or Lou Reed. Or Roger Barr.

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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 07:52 PM       
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 08:14 PM       
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or Lou Reed. Or Roger Barr.
I don't think I qualify as a real celebrity. The paparazzi haven't taken any photos of me getting out of my car without any underwear on yet. Gotta cross that threshold first before you're inducted into the celebriclub And pretty much anybody can meet me if they go to the San Diego Comic-Con any given year or come to a live screening of Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum at our studio in LA.

As for who I'd like to meet and/or be friends with, here are a few off the top o' my head...

1) Weird Al Yankovic
2) Amy Sedaris
3) David Cross
4) Les Claypool
5) Rowdy Roddy Piper
6) Elvira
7) Conan O'Brien
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 08:19 PM       
Weird Al's not a celebrity either. Either Amy or David Sedaris would probably be fun to meet, though. Likewise for David Cross and Roddy Piper.

That reminds me: meeting John Carpenter, Kurt Russel, Keith David, or Ron Perlman would be awesome.
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 08:20 PM       
nick frost seems like he'd be a riot to be buds with
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 08:56 PM       
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 09:00 PM       
The guy who plays John Locke on lost. He is a pothead and could teach me to throw knives at other celebrities.
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 09:02 PM       

And this guy because he is deceitful.
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 09:20 PM       
Patton Oswalt, just seems like the kind of guy I've love to hang out with.
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 10:47 PM       
Kevin Smith. He seems like a fun guy.


And I'll second Dave Chappelle.
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 11:09 PM       
Dave and I are already friends. Time to time I go to yellowsprings and hang out with him at the jazz festival.

edit: If you don't believe me, check out Chappelle's movie Bloc Party and you'll see me in there.
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Old Dec 16th, 2009, 11:54 PM       
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 12:44 AM       
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 01:02 AM       
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 03:24 AM       
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Dave and I are already friends. Time to time I go to yellowsprings and hang out with him at the jazz festival.

edit: If you don't believe me, check out Chappelle's movie Bloc Party and you'll see me in there.
My friend has had coffee with him before and skateboarded for a bit. I forget what part of OH he lives in though. Not too far of a trek from here though.
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 05:10 AM       
Harland Williams. He just seems like we'd go get unhealthy fucking food and stay up until 5 am watching informercials.
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 11:04 AM       
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I don't think I qualify as a real celebrity. The paparazzi haven't taken any photos of me getting out of my car without any underwear on yet. Gotta cross that threshold first before you're inducted into the celebriclub And pretty much anybody can meet me if they go to the San Diego Comic-Con any given year or come to a live screening of Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum at our studio in LA.

As for who I'd like to meet and/or be friends with, here are a few off the top o' my head...

1) Weird Al Yankovic
2) Amy Sedaris
3) David Cross
4) Les Claypool
5) Rowdy Roddy Piper
6) Elvira
7) Conan O'Brien
-RoG-, I am not sure if you are familiar with Jimmy Pardo's Never not Funny Podcast, but he had Conan O'Brian on it last week and it was freaking hilarious. If you don't listen to it, I recommend you give that one a listen. You can buy the individual episodes on the Never not Funny site. (Jimmy Pardo is a stand up comedian who does warm up for the Tonight Show)

Also, I think you confused celebrity with celebretard in your pictures without underwear reference :P



On topic, I decided long ago that meeting celebrities I admire would likely lead to disappointment, so I think it best to just admire the few I do from afar. So in the end that would really hinder chances at any friendship
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 02:09 PM       
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On topic, I decided long ago that meeting celebrities I admire would likely lead to disappointment, so I think it best to just admire the few I do from afar. So in the end that would really hinder chances at any friendship
That's what I'm talking about. I mean, I wouldn't like to be friends with Sylvester Stallone or Jesus or something. I don't think I could be friends with Bill Murray. I'm talking about people you think you could really be friends with.
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 08:57 PM       
Katy Perry and Lady Sovereign. Just because I want to f**k the shit out of both of them.
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 09:12 PM       
That's not what this thread is about.
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Old Dec 17th, 2009, 09:58 PM       
I don't think he has very many friends so it's understandable why he's so confused, Fathom.
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Old Dec 18th, 2009, 12:43 AM       
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I would agree with Dave chappelle.
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