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Old Jun 16th, 2010, 06:13 PM       


Why is this only person showing this that fucking sack of cum Glenn Beck?

Oh yeah, liberal bias in the media. I forgot. That and the fake apology Etheridge gave.
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Old Jun 16th, 2010, 06:17 PM       
I like how he claims to have a right to know who they are.
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Old Jun 16th, 2010, 06:57 PM       
Politicians just bug me, man. There's no one out there for me.
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Old Jun 16th, 2010, 07:01 PM       
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Randy Johnson thinks Etheridge went too far

I am not one to encourage filing assault charges for trivial encounters, but in this case I say the student should file assault charges. Only way these politicians will learn they can't act like that is if everyone blows the whistle on them for everything
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Old Jun 16th, 2010, 07:03 PM       
I think there's something deeper than that, though. I though representatives were supposed to represent their constituency. But it's not the case anymore. It really isn't.

That would be the start of some change, if the students didn't just sit with his fake-ass apology.
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Old Jun 16th, 2010, 07:09 PM       
I woulda wound up my left fist and slugged the guy, though. I'd give anything to say I got to punch a congressman.
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Old Jun 16th, 2010, 07:13 PM       
I'm with you, though I would have been gentlemanly about it.

"Congressman, you have 3 seconds to remove your hand before I remove your balls. Get me?"

Then the ass whipping would have commenced in earnest
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Old Jun 16th, 2010, 07:26 PM       
Wow. That was a lot more extreme than I expected. I expected it to be college students, but they sounded like highschoolers.

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Old Jun 16th, 2010, 09:45 PM       


It ain't recent, but the Seattle cop video that people are going batshit crazy over reminded me of this. Fucking hysterical.

There's never a situation where you should put your hands on a cop, ladiez.
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Old Jun 17th, 2010, 10:19 AM       
Slappin' gypsies. Read this palm, bitch.
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Old Jun 17th, 2010, 12:08 PM       
OMG that was great. What the fuck did you expect to happen when you go pushing and slapping a cop.
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Old Jun 17th, 2010, 02:08 PM       
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Old Jun 17th, 2010, 02:10 PM       
I'd vote for Gary Brooks Faulkner if he ran for president in 2012.
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Old Jun 17th, 2010, 02:12 PM       
He's the kind of go-getter we need, yeh?
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Old Jun 17th, 2010, 04:02 PM       
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Old Jun 18th, 2010, 04:04 AM       
i wonder what was going through that dudes head.

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Old Jun 20th, 2010, 01:01 AM       
I remember a semi-serious discussion (it may have been in this forum) about how to combat terrorism - one suggestion was to go up into the Ozarks or in the wilds of Montana, get a load of Hillbillies or Freemen, give them all free passage to Afghanistan or Pakistan, and tell them all that it's open season on terrorists. And they get to eat what they kill.

It would probably be a more effective plan than the one currently in deployment. Illegal, but effective.
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Old Jun 20th, 2010, 01:45 AM       
What if, instead of Freemen and Hillbillies, you called them "civilian contractors"?
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Old Jun 20th, 2010, 01:48 AM       
It's worked out well so far.
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Old Jun 20th, 2010, 10:29 AM       
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Old Jun 20th, 2010, 04:31 PM       
reward's up to $27 million when you add in the $2M from the pilots' association.

that's a lot of skoal...

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