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Old Nov 14th, 2010, 02:52 AM       
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BTW gamma, you need to have your "breaks" fixed, not looked at. Looking at them isn't going to do anything.
No, see, I don't need them fixed. I have a friend with "break vision". He looks at things and they magically change into new breaks. He has to wear special sunglasses to prevent him from turning everything into breaks but it's really handy fo-NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK BUT WHEN YOU TAKE THE CAR TO THE GARAGE YOU SAY "HEY MY BREAKS ARE ACTING UP BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS. TAKE A LOOK AT THEM BROSKI" AND THEY DO AND THEY TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG AND TELL YOU HOW MUCH IT COSTS AND YOU SAY "SURE MAN GO FOR IT."

MAN I'M HUNGRY. I GONNA GO GET SOME FOOD. BTW I'M GONNA EAT THE FOOD TOO. JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST GONNA GET THE FOOD AND HOLD IT.
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Old Nov 14th, 2010, 12:18 PM       
Dont you take that tone with me.
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Old Nov 14th, 2010, 10:00 PM       


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Old Nov 16th, 2010, 01:23 AM       
The Chilton's and Haynes guides are huge money savers. Had one for my 94 Saturn SC2 back in the day...I became very familiar with that engine thanks to Haynes.
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Old Nov 16th, 2010, 11:56 AM       
Breaks are easy though. You probably dont even need a damn manual.
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Old Nov 16th, 2010, 11:58 AM       
DUDES SO STRESSED ABOUT HIS CAR HE CANT RELAX EVEN FOR A SECOND
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Old Nov 16th, 2010, 06:54 PM       
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 03:05 PM       
I dont see what is so very unprofessional about that break job? Aside from the fact he obviously isnt doing it at work. But for all you girls out there that is exactly how you do it.
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 05:21 PM       
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 05:27 PM       
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 05:34 PM       
Your right Zomboid. Brakes. My bad.
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 05:37 PM       
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 05:38 PM       
No prob, G! That's nowhere near as bad as when people say "defiantly" instead of "definitely." Sad, sad times.

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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 05:38 PM       
I love it when people say they're going to have a blast tonite.
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 05:43 PM       
You been to the Dr recently 10k?
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 05:49 PM       
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 06:21 PM       
Well then what is your dealer pushing these days?
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 06:27 PM       
My Oldsmobile Achieva broke the fuck down and I never even drove it. Like ever, even for a second. The garbage pile is still sitting in the parking lot, the plum monstrosity. My mum insists on getting a bra for it so it looks good, but I could care less at this point.
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 09:38 PM       
Oh, right...you say "mum".
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Old Nov 18th, 2010, 10:19 PM       
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tonite
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Old Nov 19th, 2010, 07:55 AM       
THE EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT
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Old Nov 19th, 2010, 08:14 PM       
These arent cars but I just thought I would mention it. http://www.hovercraft.com
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