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Old Nov 27th, 2010, 12:52 AM        Helpful Tips by Evil Robot


Don't masturbate during job interviews! Doing so may cause the potential employer to think your a psychopath.
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Old Nov 27th, 2010, 12:54 AM       

If you are a Muslim applicant, you may want to consider converting to Christianity, it will improve your chances of landing that dream job!
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Old Nov 27th, 2010, 12:57 AM       

Always bring two copies of your resume in case you cut yourself on broken glass on the way to the interview and get blood on one of them.
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Old Nov 27th, 2010, 07:27 AM       
I actually knew someone who cut themselves prior to the interview, walked in dripping, and was picked up by the police at the Job Center. But he had big mental problems, and you're just being practical.
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Old Nov 27th, 2010, 02:15 PM       
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Old Nov 27th, 2010, 07:21 PM       


If you happen to get drunk and vomit on your suit the night before your interview, wear it anyway. It's better to show up with vomit stains than to show up naked!
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Old Nov 29th, 2010, 12:35 AM       
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Old Nov 30th, 2010, 09:08 PM       
Here's a good one: If you have a name with the "Le" "La" or "De" prefix as in "Demarkus" or "Leshawn" consider changing your name to sound less "ethnic". Racism is still real sadly.
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Old Nov 30th, 2010, 09:18 PM       
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Old Nov 30th, 2010, 10:13 PM       
When speaking to potential employers you can lighten the mood by making a few jokes. Dont, however, make religous jokes. You should especially avoid jokes about Scientology. In fact dont make jokes about Scientology ever. EVER.
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Old Nov 30th, 2010, 10:21 PM       
Contrary to popular belief, if you should ever travel back in time, it is OK to change things. Fuck it!
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Old Nov 30th, 2010, 10:26 PM       

If during the interview the topic of family should come up, don't hesitate to show your interviewer photos you took of your children. You should not, however, show them photos you took of thier children.
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Old Dec 1st, 2010, 02:52 AM       
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