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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 10:18 PM       
How do you punch someone in the face when they're looking another way?
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 10:19 PM       
you could punch them in the side of the face, i fguess
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 10:37 PM       
Yeah that's what it is. The side of the face is still the face in my book, and that's the only book that counts in my mind.
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 11:37 PM       
what about the holy scripture of our lord jesus christ, that's a book
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 11:38 PM       
Pussies go for the side of the face. Men chew out their sweet, sweet eyes.
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 11:46 PM       
Well I meant a book that talks about punching the side of the face still counting as punching the face. As far as I know that isn't brought up in The Holy Bible, but then again I've only read the King James version...maybe I missed it somewheres.

LordSappington, I get it I'm a puss, so what? Besides, I never claimed I had a big swinging dick like you.

Now let's get back to the real question at hand, do you think that Harry potter was really just some crazy guy and "Hogwarts" was just some abandoned mental hospital with graffiti and poop on the walls?
I don't think so, cause that stuff really happened bro, it REALLY happened.
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 11:50 PM       
Have you guys ever punched someone in the face? It hurts like fuck.
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 11:55 PM       
I've never actually done it, but I have thought about it a lot. I was kicked in the crotch once, and even though I'm a woman, it still hurt pretty dang bad.
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 11:55 PM       
Punching is for people with poor conflict resolution skills.
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 11:57 PM       
I had friends with a high school black metal band called "CUNTKICKERS".
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 11:58 PM       
Depends where your punch lands. Never try to punch an Englishman in the jaw, their teeth will cut your fist open and leave bacteria in the wounds like a Komodo Dragon.
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Old Feb 10th, 2011, 11:59 PM       
i picked a guy up and threw him on the ground once
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 12:01 AM       
Did he make the same sound as Chun Li when she falls to the ground? Cause that would awesome.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 12:05 AM       
Everywhere I have punched the face it's hurt me.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 12:59 AM       
It's all about the technique. If you're holding your fist wrong, it's easy to break fingers, or your wrist.
Also, the skull is one of the hardest bones in the body. You really want to aim for the softer bits, like cartilage or flesh, like the throat or eyes.
@Nat I'm messing around, yo. If I got to you, wait until someone picks on you.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 01:04 AM       
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It's all about the technique. If you're holding your fist wrong, it's easy to break fingers, or your wrist.
Also, the skull is one of the hardest bones in the body. You really want to aim for the softer bits, like cartilage or flesh, like the throat or eyes.
@Nat I'm messing around, yo. If I got to you, wait until someone picks on you.
Yeah, you can still be doing the correct technique for punching someone, not break your fingers, and when your knuckles connect at speed to their jaw, it will still hurt.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 01:07 AM       
Jaws are not great places to aim. You need to have a good pain tolerance, or heavy fist to really pull them off; jaws are very hard, and jaggedy, and stuff.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 01:21 AM       
Ever punched anyone in the face?
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 01:35 AM       
@LordSappington I know that, I was trying for a snappy reply, I guess I failed. It did sound defensive but I was hoping you'd read it in a PeeWee voice so it would seem funny. Alas I am suck at forums.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 01:36 AM       
Zhukov, exactly how many people have you punched in the face?
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 01:45 AM       
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Ever punched anyone in the face?
Yeah; few times in middle chool, and several times in Tae Kwon Do tournements. It hurts like hell if you miss and punch someone in the cheekbone, or forehead. I actually saw a guy break his wrist when he punched a guy in the forehead.
@Nat, I will now read all of your posts in a PeeWee voice. Just for you.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 06:33 AM       
you guys need to start punching people with fatter faces, it's like punching a cloud
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 11:16 AM       
I wonder what a fat person's resonant frequency is. Someone could make the world's fattest piano.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 11:23 AM       
^^^ below audible range, dude.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 01:14 PM       
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Yeah; few times in middle chool, and several times in Tae Kwon Do tournements. It hurts like hell if you miss and punch someone in the cheekbone, or forehead. I actually saw a guy break his wrist when he punched a guy in the forehead.
@Nat, I will now read all of your posts in a PeeWee voice. Just for you.
So you can't punch the jaw, cheekbone or forehead. It doesn't leave much left to be honest. All I'm really trying to establish is that it hurts when you hit someone in the face, and I wouldn't count the neck as the face. I've punched about five faces for those keeping count.
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