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Old Jun 18th, 2011, 11:48 PM        Father's Day!
So how do you plan on spoiling dad this year? I got my boyfriend a Tritton headset. Not my father but he is a father.
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 12:36 AM       
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 02:17 AM       
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 02:20 AM       
letting him have my turn with my sister
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 09:45 AM       
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 10:36 AM       
I'll tell some dad jokes. But I do anyway.
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 10:44 AM       
When passing by a cemetary dad says "you know kids this is the dead center of town."
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 11:32 AM       
I was at a stag and doe last night and won a car washing kit, so that.
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 11:45 AM       
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When passing by a cemetary dad says "you know kids this is the dead center of town."
Yeah, but people are still dying to get in.
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 01:24 PM       
i got my dad a londo mollari action figure from a dusty corner of the forbidden zone since he likes babylon 5 so much. he'll spend most of the day riding a motorcycle around up in the mountains but we'll probably watch some deadliest warrior or somethin.
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 05:37 PM       
I contemplated sending a text. Then forgot. Perhaps if he had acknowledged my birthdays or Christmas for the past few years, I would have. :brokenhome
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 06:10 PM       
That explains a lot.
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 06:17 PM       
My father called me. I was going to send him a text, though, until that.
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 06:42 PM       
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When passing by a cemetary dad says "you know kids this is the dead center of town."
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Yeah, but people are still dying to get in.
guys do

do we all have the same dad somehow
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 07:52 PM       
When you become a dad they give you handbook with all that shit in it.
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 08:13 PM       
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I contemplated sending a text. Then forgot. Perhaps if he had acknowledged my birthdays or Christmas for the past few years, I would have. :brokenhome
THIS POST MAKES ME A SAD DAD
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 08:50 PM       
I got my dad the Silver-Screen Marx Brother collection. It's on DVD but he doesn't really care, plus why the fuck do you need black and white TV shows on blu-ray? We used to watch them and 3 Stooges all the time when I was a kid. Great stuff.
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 09:37 PM       
I haven't had a really good relationship with my dad, so father's days usually consist of me playing weird pranks on him. For example: my dad takes enough blood pressure medication, antidepressants, and painkillers to knock out five men and a full grown narwhal so he's usually in a stupor/coma for a good five hours out of the day. So yesterday I drove around the backroads until I found a dead possum, called to make sure dad was knocked out for a while, drove to his house, nailed the dead possum to his door, and stuck a christmas present bow on it.

This may sound like the actions of a sociopath or a serial killer, but it was actually revenge for father's day last year when I gave up my saturday to go fishing with him, passed out drunk, and he woke me up by putting a live crab down my shirt.
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 09:46 PM       
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I contemplated sending a text. Then forgot. Perhaps if he had acknowledged my birthdays or Christmas for the past few years, I would have. :brokenhome
I had a somewhat difficult relationship with my own dad, but it had gotten better over the years. This last year we had him over for Christmas dinner with all our kids, then later we visited him with my brother (from SF) and celebrated his 90th birthday.

This March he had a brain aneuyrism and passed away quite suddenly.

The point? Reconciliation is sometimes a good thing.
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Old Jun 19th, 2011, 11:21 PM       
I got Mr. Kitsa a cover for his kindle, and at his request we ate barbecue, watched Dexter, and then passed out for three hours.

For my dad, I got a legal reference on patents, copyrights and trademarks, since he's an engineer and a nerd.
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Old Jun 20th, 2011, 01:36 AM       
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When you become a dad they give you handbook with all that shit in it.
Daddbadjokes.com I was looking on here when we were expecting.





Also, where is mr. adventure?
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Old Jun 20th, 2011, 11:16 AM       
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do we all have the same dad somehow
I may have posted this one before, but .....

Little robin red breast
Sitting on a pole
"Tweet" went his beak
"Toot" went his hole.
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Old Jun 20th, 2011, 01:14 PM       
I realized I sounded proper whiney there. My dad's fine as a bloke and we're fairly alike. He's just not very good a being a dad.
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Old Jun 20th, 2011, 02:01 PM       
He's good at being a barmate. That's a good dad to me.
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Old Jun 20th, 2011, 03:31 PM       
Angie's all mad now because for fathers day my mom got me a pack of wife beaters.
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