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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 01:11 AM        What happened to me, a story for everyone
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 01:18 AM       
Don't gloss over the part where you made terrible candy and your cousin Miffles and Eiffles came to join you.
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 02:24 AM       
Yeah, go ahead and continue. I enjoy reading about how shitty other people's lives can be--both because it makes me feel OK about my own life, but also because in cases like this, they're just plain interesting to read.
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 03:21 AM       
Jesus goddamned christ. Am I a member of a tiny cadre of posters whose life isn't a punishment from God
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 03:27 AM       
Depends. What if one revels in their misery?
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 04:23 AM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 04:25 AM       
WIFFLES, YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REAL PERSON :jamesman
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 04:26 AM       
so wait, wiffles isn't a character?
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 04:36 AM       
when i was an electrician, we used to strip all the wire scraps and sell the copper from it twice a year. split between the 6 of us, we each got about $50, which was neat.

anyway i wasn't joking, i didn't know wiffles was a real person for about 8 years now. i'm still not convinced ¬_¬ i enjoyed reading the story though

next up: pram notices we like stories and vomits the novel of his tribulations of fucking with wet dirt
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 04:36 AM       
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Either Im good at making stories, or this actually happened. Take it how you see it
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 04:37 AM       
My stories aren't worth telling.
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 04:40 AM       
your dad sounds like a tard. idk how people can't resist having a series of long, torrid affairs at the expense of the rest of their life and the people they care about. i find that people who go clubs/bars to hook up are among the many, many groups of people i dislike.

it isn't worth it; sex just isn't that amazing or interesting. maybe i'm doing it wrong.
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 05:12 AM       
WTF Wiffles does acid and meth?! That's not right.
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 05:20 AM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 07:56 AM       
This thread shattered my perceived image of Wiffles

I wonder what the Colonel will have to say about this though, what with him calling you his adopted granddaughter and all
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 08:02 AM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 10:37 AM       
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your dad sounds like a tard. idk how people can't resist having a series of long, torrid affairs at the expense of the rest of their life and the people they care about. i find that people who go clubs/bars to hook up are among the many, many groups of people i dislike.

it isn't worth it; sex just isn't that amazing or interesting. maybe i'm doing it wrong.
Yeah, I feel the same way. I'm right at the age where hooking up with randoms at the bar would likely be easy or at least appealing, but I hate that shit. I'd feel like a douche, the risks of knocking some girl up or getting cock rot are pretty huge, and honestly, it's not worth the effort. Bars in general aren't my favorite places in general these days.

Also, I had no idea that Wiffles wasn't a character. Miffles isn't gonna show up and tell us about being molested by his grandpa, is he?
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 10:52 AM       
i always thought wiffles was real, but a guy

i like your story better than mine wiffles cause i just get to read. i did not live it!!

as for random sex, it is fun for a few tries and then it leaves you feeling really sad. even for a dude just having somone want you just to fuck and go away hurts a little if you have a soul.


it also makes me happy that imockery had a reputation for being verbally abusive in that time frame. it made me happy. i love being abusive verbally on the interweb.
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 11:35 AM       
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Also, I had no idea that Wiffles wasn't a character.
Ditto.
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 12:20 PM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 12:31 PM       
I love hearing stories like this... Mostly because it makes me realize how much I've taken for granted. Also people who enter an MLM business are some of the saddest cases of all. They are always so confident and make huge sacrifices and get shafted hard.
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 01:11 PM       
I also thought wiffles was a guy.

also what is wiffles drug codename for?
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 01:53 PM       
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 03:25 PM       
My life tragedy is that I was born with a form of dwarfism so I can't reach things on shelves.
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Old Jul 4th, 2011, 09:08 PM       
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the internet is for tall people only.

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