Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
mburbank mburbank is offline
The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
mburbank's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
Old Feb 12th, 2012, 07:20 PM        dead Whitney
Okay, if I posted this on Facebook I would be totally pilloried, but I never liked Whitney Houston, not once even for an instant, and I think she was just one more dim a dozen diva, orver emoting songs until any dignity they might once have had was squeezed out into puddles of liquid sugar staining the carpet under her feet.

Of course I think it's sad she self destructed, it's sad when anyone self destructs, but my my daughter and I are watching the grammies right now, and it's like they are covering the fucking Kennedy assassination.

When Amy Winehouse kicked it, I actually felt something because I looked forward to music she would have made. Did anybody need to hear yet another Whitney balled that was not only exactly like all her other ballads, but just the damn same as a Celine balled or a Mariah ballad or any of the other post Streisand bellowers who'll come down the pipe doing the same dan thing in the next half dozen years?

Jesus! have some friggin' perspective!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
kahljorn kahljorn is offline
BANNED
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: NO
Old Feb 12th, 2012, 08:10 PM       
i thought this thread was about cereal :O
Reply With Quote
  #3  
mburbank mburbank is offline
The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
mburbank's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
Old Feb 12th, 2012, 08:45 PM       
If this was a drinking game and I had to take a shot every time someone Ryan Seacrest asked someone how they'd been affected by Whitney's death, I would have been dead myself more than an hour ago.
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Colonel Flagg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Old Feb 12th, 2012, 10:08 PM       
It's tragic that any person dies at such young age, but, as I said in the other thread, she most likely did it to herself. When the autopsy comes back, I'll bet the cause of death will be deemed a heart attack brought on by drug abuse.
__________________
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Zhukov Zhukov is offline
Supa Soviet Missil Mastar
Zhukov's Avatar
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Tasmania
Old Feb 13th, 2012, 01:13 AM       
While dying in your late 40s is slightly 'early' compared to the average human these days, I think it's still too old (sorry people in your 40s) to be considered young.

Once you reach your 40s I think you are officially past the point of dying young.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Colonel Flagg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Old Feb 13th, 2012, 05:22 AM       
I'm nearly 52, and my youngest child is 3. I wouldn't have liked to check out before he was born.
__________________
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Zhukov Zhukov is offline
Supa Soviet Missil Mastar
Zhukov's Avatar
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Tasmania
Old Feb 13th, 2012, 06:51 AM       
Well, I didn't say that dying still wasn't a reasonably bad thing to happen to someone.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Colonel Flagg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Old Feb 13th, 2012, 10:20 AM       
Still, I'd consider 52 young. Next year, it will be 53. :o

Maybe I'm confusing "young" with "childish".
__________________
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
Reply With Quote
  #9  
10,000 Volt Ghost 10,000 Volt Ghost is offline
SKATASTIC
10,000 Volt Ghost's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Old Feb 13th, 2012, 10:33 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg View Post
It's tragic that any person dies at such young age, but, as I said in the other thread, she most likely did it to herself. When the autopsy comes back, I'll bet the cause of death will be deemed a heart attack brought on by drug abuse.
I thought I heard this morning they found her in the bath tub. We'll have to wait to see if the toast was done though.
__________________
God speed you meddling kids.
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Feb 13th, 2012, 10:42 AM       
It was one of those things that I had no surprised reaction to whatsoever. More like, "Well, yeah."

Then I thought that maybe crack was even wacker than originally supposed.

Then I shrugged and got on with my life.
Reply With Quote
  #11  
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Colonel Flagg's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Old Feb 13th, 2012, 01:23 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost View Post
I thought I heard this morning they found her in the bath tub. We'll have to wait to see if the toast was done though.
Yes, I'm hearing the same thing. I also heard that there was evidence of prescription medications in abundance. My guess is that we'll keep guessing until the coroner has their say.

w/e
__________________
The future is fun,
The future is fair.
You may already have won!
You may already be there.
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Feb 13th, 2012, 02:43 PM       
dead whitney houston suddenly
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Old Feb 13th, 2012, 04:33 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
i thought this thread was about cereal :O
I thought at first it said "dead whitey"
__________________


YOU MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO SAM AGAIN
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Evil Robot II Evil Robot II is offline
Evil Robot
Evil Robot II's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Here i am rock you like a hurricane
Old Feb 13th, 2012, 06:03 PM       
Whitey huston died of micheal jacksons disease
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Zhukov Zhukov is offline
Supa Soviet Missil Mastar
Zhukov's Avatar
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Tasmania
Old Feb 13th, 2012, 09:24 PM       
So being rich and crazy? Yeah.


I stand by my argument that 'dying young' stops being possible once you hit 30. After that, it's just 'dying'. This could be just because I'm still in my mids 20s.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Feb 13th, 2012, 09:35 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
So being rich and crazy? Yeah.

This could be just because I'm still in my mids 20s.
Yep.
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Evil Robot II Evil Robot II is offline
Evil Robot
Evil Robot II's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Here i am rock you like a hurricane
Old Feb 14th, 2012, 01:10 AM       
NO Micheal jackson s disease means she was killed by the CIA. Duh.
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Old Feb 14th, 2012, 01:38 AM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
I stand by my argument that 'dying young' stops being possible once you hit 30. After that, it's just 'dying'. This could be just because I'm still in my mids 20s.
ONCE YOU LIVE LONGER THAN JAMES DEAN YOU NO LONGER DIE YOUNG.

SINCE THAT IS EXACTLY 9000 DAYS, I, FOR EXAMPLE, HAVE A 99 DAY WINDOW WHERE I CAN STILL DIE YOUNG.

After that I will become a drain on society and outlive my usefulness.
__________________


YOU MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO SAM AGAIN
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Mad Melvin Mad Melvin is offline
Lingonberry pancakes
Mad Melvin's Avatar
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: no comment
Old Feb 14th, 2012, 09:16 AM       
Houston, you have a problem.


Death.


Just came up with that one. You can use it as you please, as long as you give me credit for it. Guaranteed laughs.
__________________
LOGJAMMIN'
Reply With Quote
  #20  
mburbank mburbank is offline
The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
mburbank's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
Old Feb 14th, 2012, 09:21 AM       
She has joined the long list of celebrity's found dead and naked in the bathroom.
Reply With Quote
  #21  
Esuohlim Esuohlim is offline
BOO! A SPOOPY GHOST :x
Esuohlim's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: TO-DO LIST: WATCH TWIN PEAKS. CALL MOM.
Old Feb 14th, 2012, 05:48 PM       
Who would've thought that Whitney Houston would be the one who beat Bobby Brown to death
__________________


YOU MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO SAM AGAIN
Reply With Quote
  #22  
Emu Emu is offline
Level 29 ♂
Emu's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Peoria, IL
Old Feb 14th, 2012, 06:23 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Who would've thought that Whitney Houston would be the one who beat Bobby Brown to death
god damn
Reply With Quote
  #23  
Tadao Tadao is offline
☆☆☆☆☆
Tadao's Avatar
Join Date: Jul 2002
Old Feb 14th, 2012, 11:58 PM       
Reply With Quote
  #24  
Kitsa Kitsa is offline
teacup of sunshine
Kitsa's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Old Feb 15th, 2012, 03:59 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Who would've thought that Whitney Houston would be the one who beat Bobby Brown to death
If we still had the pickle system, you'd have gotten a pickle for that.
Reply With Quote
  #25  
Evil Robot II Evil Robot II is offline
Evil Robot
Evil Robot II's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Here i am rock you like a hurricane
Old Feb 17th, 2012, 02:11 PM       
I once got into a fight with whitney about 6 months ago. We were zootin some base when the screen in the stem finally fell out we couldnt find it so she told me to ash my cigarette in the stem, we would use the ashes a screen. Well the first time I forget and used the ashtray she was all like "whats your problem idiot" and I was all like" sorry bitch, geeze" Next thing I know shes all thrashing around with this serated butter knife goin "Ill cut you you dont know me you dont know who you messing with!" Bobby's limo driver was there thankfully he calmed things down and before we knew we were using the cigarette ashes as a screen for the stem.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:18 AM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2019, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.