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Old Nov 14th, 2006, 04:36 PM        What are your favourite kung-fu moves?
I don't know about about you guys but I have alot of affection for old fung-fu films. A couple of my favourites are:

- The Shaolin Temple (Jet Li)
- Iron Mokey (???)
- Black Mask (Jet Li)

Also The Drunken Master and Way of the Dragon.

What are your favourites?
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Old Nov 14th, 2006, 05:18 PM       
havent seen too many, but Story of Ricky is awesome, which i had to see after the review on i-mockery
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Old Nov 14th, 2006, 05:57 PM       
I watched enter the dragon for the first time in years last night. Still awesome.
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Old Nov 14th, 2006, 06:03 PM       
Fist of Fury!

EDIT: (The Chinese Connection/Fist of Fury, not The Big Boss/Fist of Fury)
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Old Nov 14th, 2006, 06:03 PM       
The Streetfighter Series
The Sister Streetfighter Series
The Chinese Connection
Breakout From Oppresion (Gordon Liu flick)
The Drunken Master Series ( Gordon Liu continued the series after Chan stopped doing them)
Laser Mission
Black Mask
Shaolin Soccer
Police Story
Kiss of the Dragon
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Old Nov 14th, 2006, 06:25 PM       
Fists of Fury and Drunken Master.


Story of Ricky is my all-time favorite movie ever, so pitting others against it isn't fair :o
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Old Nov 14th, 2006, 06:40 PM       
Iron Monkey
Legend of Drunken Master
Once Upon a Time in China series
The Legend 1 & 2
Enter the Dragon
Return of the Dragon

Almost anything Jackie Chan and Jet Li.
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Old Nov 14th, 2006, 07:12 PM       
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Old Nov 14th, 2006, 07:12 PM       
i also want to see "DIRTY HO" just because of the title

and because the description on the box actually made it sound good but i didn't get it and haven't seen it in a store since
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Old Nov 14th, 2006, 07:17 PM       
Supercop-Jackie Chan..some of the Jackie Chan movies with him figthing some really talented European looking dudes are excellent...I forget which movies (I think he was in Holland)...most of his movies suck but I like the fighting.

many kung fu movies about Wong fei hong are cool...Jet Li


Wong Fei-hung, also known as Huang Fei-hong is one of the most revered folk heroes in Southern Chinese culture. This figure has been immortalized in serialized novels and in over 100 feature films. While little is known about the personal life of Fei-hung, this celebrated kung fu expert, healer, philosopher, and champion of justice has left an indelible mark on Hong Kong cinema and the martial arts world.

Sammo Hung Kam-Bo (PO) is one of the three guy's that trained with Bruce Lee's teacher...his older Hong Kong movies are pretty good

Steven Chow (I alway's called him Chow sing chee) his Older movies with older fuzzy headed partner were fun...Back to school

I also like some of the older Ghost movies...flying kung fu
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Old Nov 14th, 2006, 07:58 PM       
The Vampire Effect and Volcano High.

Enter the Dragon and the Street Fighter Series.
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Old Nov 14th, 2006, 09:54 PM       
ENTER THE DRAGON. I fucking love that movie.
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Old Nov 15th, 2006, 12:01 AM       
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Old Nov 15th, 2006, 01:08 AM       
there is this doc-u-minch-ery that they show on irc sometimes. it shows the history of kung-fu movies. FUCKING RAD. find it if you can....

edit: i didnt post the title. its called chop-punchey.....
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Old Nov 16th, 2006, 03:32 PM       
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Story of Ricky is my all-time favorite movie ever, so pitting others against it isn't fair :o
I watched that today, absolutly loved the awsomely bad special effects. It's probably got the worst and most poorly executed storyline ever in film but the head smashings more than make up for that.
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Old Nov 16th, 2006, 08:33 PM       
story of ricky
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 01:43 PM       
Drunken Master
Duel of Ultimate Weapons
Ninja Terminator
Story of Ricky
Enter the Dragon

and....

DIRTY HO!
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 05:54 PM       
3 ninjas.......nothing is better!
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 11:12 AM       
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That movie was great. I also found it amusing that me and my friend argued if Kick Back or Knuckle Up was the second of the four movies.

EDIT: Kick Back came first. Yay for me.

EDIT #2: How about Surf Ninjas? Obscure film but it's great!
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 02:48 PM       
i guess i got the title wrong....

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420549/

it wont be on irc anytime soon....
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Old Dec 5th, 2006, 08:53 PM       
there's a good documentary on kung fu movies i saw not too long ago that had samuel jackson as the narrator.
Did you guys know kung fu movies come from a long line of gay dance theater? true story

iron monkey kicks ass i have that in the other room and i love the cooking scene everytime i see it it makes me want chinese food damnit.
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 12:00 PM       
I remember in one of those 3 ninja movies the black guy (played by Tone Loc) was on a surf-board and he was all like "Brothers Don't Surf" I remember saying that in elementary school and getting in trouble
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Old Dec 23rd, 2006, 03:08 AM       
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I watched enter the dragon for the first time in years last night. Still awesome.
enter the dragon is the best. ever.
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