I want a 360 :[

[noob3]

It's really true, guys. The 360's do not overheat or break at all. The 3 red rings are simply to inform the user that the console has become to filthy to operate. You send it in, and they clean it. The rings just tell you when it needs to go to the cleaners, because unlike clothes you won't be able to see the hypothetical cranberry juice stain! Not only do they polish it up, they usually send it back with a free gift!

Now that's service!