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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 09:22 PM       
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If you are standing still in fear of being eaten by a t-rex is he able to smell you?
yes but they smell using their tongue so carry pepper spray so if he gets close enough to target with smell you can blind him in the mouth AND face at the same time
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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 10:56 PM       
when can jixby come back?
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Old Jun 29th, 2009, 11:10 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 01:13 AM       
Dear Willie,

Is there any wrong time to Hibbity Jibbity a girl?
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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 04:14 AM       
when she's got the hiccups!
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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 08:36 PM       
DEAR WILLIE, did you read today's achewood? I love Phillipe
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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 10:25 PM       
YEAH

i liked yesterdays when he was being delighted by the moonwalk, too
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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 10:43 PM       
Dear Willie,

Did you <3 Danny Tatom?
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Old Jun 30th, 2009, 10:44 PM       
um i think <3 might be going a little far but i think he's a cool ddue
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Old Jul 3rd, 2009, 12:39 AM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2009, 01:03 AM       
Dear Willie,

Fave Egyptian god?
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Old Jul 3rd, 2009, 05:03 PM       
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Old Jul 3rd, 2009, 05:08 PM       
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Fave Egyptian god?
horus i think! though thoth is pretty kewl too
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Old Jul 4th, 2009, 09:43 AM       
Dear Willie,

I'm from New York where you can't buy fireworks so we drive to Pennsylvania. Now in PA I have to show my New York I.D. because if you're from PA it's illegal to buy them. Once you've proved you are not a PA resident you can proceed to buy fireworks in PA but have to take them out of the state within 3 days. Also you can't blow them off in PA. I have to then smuggle the fireworks back into NY without the toll agents noticing.

....I guess my question is what the heck?

(There are two awesome fireworks shop worth mentioning. One sells fireworks and karate supplies in the same store. The other sells fireworks and adult products in the same store.)
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Old Jul 4th, 2009, 01:47 PM       
Karate supplies, adult products, and fireworks.

It's like a Toys 'R Us for people like me.
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Old Jul 4th, 2009, 02:34 PM       
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Dear Willie,

I'm from New York where you can't buy fireworks so we drive to Pennsylvania. Now in PA I have to show my New York I.D. because if you're from PA it's illegal to buy them. Once you've proved you are not a PA resident you can proceed to buy fireworks in PA but have to take them out of the state within 3 days. Also you can't blow them off in PA. I have to then smuggle the fireworks back into NY without the toll agents noticing.

....I guess my question is what the heck?

(There are two awesome fireworks shop worth mentioning. One sells fireworks and karate supplies in the same store. The other sells fireworks and adult products in the same store.)
my answer is the same as the question, what the heck?
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Old Jul 4th, 2009, 03:06 PM       
Dear Willie,
Where do you buy yer fireworks?
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Old Jul 4th, 2009, 03:53 PM       
well ususally i buy some from the squaxin island tribes and some from local big-tent-sellers but this year i drove down to the 'fireworks warehouse' in vancouver, wa, although i think that i won't next year cause they're kind of overpriced :/ it was fun to imagine the carnage that would have ensued from a stray spark, though

maybe i went to the wrong 'fireworks warehouse', though, since there's supposed to be like three of them
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Old Jul 4th, 2009, 03:57 PM       
http://tntfireworkswarehouse.com/ that's the place i'm talking about
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Old Jul 4th, 2009, 07:14 PM       
I get mine in mexico. They are more fun
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 04:36 PM       
indians are kind of like mexicans right
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 09:28 PM       
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 09:29 PM       
WHY IS ACHIMP CANADIAN?
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Old Jul 6th, 2009, 09:29 PM       
YOUR RINGTONE IS YOUR HEARTBEAT
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BECAUSE CANADA LOVES CRIMINAL MASTURBATORS
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