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Old Jan 27th, 2007, 12:01 PM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2007, 02:59 PM       
In elementary school I just decided to sneak out of the schol & walk home. But when I got to my house, the door was locked so I walked up to the closest store to my house, I couldn't remember my dad or mom's work #s so I called my school and pretending to be my uncle & got my dad's number. You know, so I could get into my house.

When I called my dad he knew what was up & yelled at me, but by the time he got home school was over. So I just sat in my backyard being bored the whole day & it was definatley not the awsome day I had imagined when I was sneaking out of school
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Old Jan 27th, 2007, 03:06 PM       
one time in elementary school we were at reccess, and i had to piss reaaaaallyy bad, but my teacher wouldn't let me go inside to the restroom, so i whipped it out and pissed on the water fountain in front of everyone ;<

i almost got in lots of trouble, but my mom took up for me ;o
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Old Jan 27th, 2007, 03:18 PM       
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i went up to a black lady at a super market and called her Oprah
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Old Jan 27th, 2007, 03:31 PM       
I started a gang in the 5th grade
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Old Jan 27th, 2007, 05:10 PM       
A gang tried to beat me up in 5th grade
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Old Jan 27th, 2007, 05:38 PM       
lol ;o

my friend got beat up for his bicycle when we were in 8th grade

it was a 20 yr old blaaaacck guy with some thug name i don't remember
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Old Jan 27th, 2007, 05:47 PM       
this guy who was my friend n like 3rd grade decided it would be a good idea to beat me up for no reason, i hadn't even seen him for two years. So he started running after me and i ran from him and when he got close i ducked down and he fell down lol.
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Old Jan 27th, 2007, 06:34 PM       
i also used to think that if a girl was on a box of cereal, boys werent allowed to eat it. and if a black kid was on a box of cereal, white kids werent allowed to eat it either

which sucked because the girls and the black kids were always on the best cereals. the white kids were on the unsugared, gross ones
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Old Jan 27th, 2007, 06:52 PM       
Did you only eat Retard Crisipies?
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Old Jan 27th, 2007, 06:55 PM       
Whoah! Save the good ones for the ring, champ.
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Old Jan 27th, 2007, 07:38 PM       
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Old Jan 27th, 2007, 08:08 PM       
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one time in elementary school we were at reccess, and i had to piss reaaaaallyy bad, but my teacher wouldn't let me go inside to the restroom, so i whipped it out and pissed on the water fountain in front of everyone ;<

i almost got in lots of trouble, but my mom took up for me ;o
This had me in tears.
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Old Jan 29th, 2007, 06:05 AM       
I remember when I was in third grade, me and my friend used to pick on this kid on our class, but we really went too far when we took his sweater by force, put it into a toilet, peed on it and made him watch the whole show. He started crying and we just laughed. I feel really bad about it now.
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Old Jan 29th, 2007, 07:22 AM       
there was this kid I hated, and to get back at him one day I vomited into his hat that was sitting on the ground, got sent to bed early, but it was sooooo worth it
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 11:10 AM       
When I was like 7 I put my pet rabbit in a toy dump truck I had, then I would make the truck go down hills and go off ramps I set up...my rabbit was pretty banged up.
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 12:45 PM       
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i also used to think that if a girl was on a box of cereal, boys werent allowed to eat it. and if a black kid was on a box of cereal, white kids werent allowed to eat it either

which sucked because the girls and the black kids were always on the best cereals. the white kids were on the unsugared, gross ones
i love this.
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 05:39 PM       
Once we did a school project where we put eggs in an incubator and watched them hatch. After they all hatched I got to take one home and keep it. One day I got this genius idea that I wanted the chicken and my cat to be buddies. I took the chicken out and held it in the palm of my hand in front of our cat for a couple minutes, and as soon as I thought that they were going to get along the cat picked the chicken up in his mouth and ran off.

Poor chicken......
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 05:56 PM       
whyd they let you take one home?
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 09:19 PM       
I wanted a slip and slide really badly, but my parents didn't want to buy me one so one day I took a bunch of garbage bags and set them on the floor. However the floor was covered in gravel. SHARP GRAVEL. So I turned on the hose and jumped and got a gut full of racks and pain. The clincher is that I did it a few times before I realized what was wrong.
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Old Jan 31st, 2007, 11:37 PM       
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 01:16 AM       
i was going to be all 'this thread is about stupid things you did as a kid terra, why don't you try participating' until i realized she was

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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 04:16 AM       
During my years in elementaryschool, I used to annoy the shit out of my upper classmen, who would then chase me around the school halls and yards. It was great fun, mostly because of the adrenalin, and even more funnier when me and some of my friends worked as a team. I got caught quite often though
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 09:22 AM       
I hope they beat the everloving shit out of you too.
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Old Feb 1st, 2007, 02:33 PM       
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I hope they beat the everloving shit out of you too.
I'd reffer it more as "slapping"
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