A Wild Joke Thread Has Appeared!

[MattJack]

Heard any good jokes? Bad jokes? I always hear jokes at the bar, and so I figure a lot of others hear them from uncles/barflies/dads. Post the good, the bad, and the homely.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair?

Rollaids.

Two Irishmen walk past a bar.

Seriously, they just walk past.

What's the difference in an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?

One less drunk.

Why do Scotts wear kilts?

Cause sheep can hear zippers.

How many police does it take to arrest a Mexican?

Five. One to cuff him and four to pick up the oranges.

What was Helen Keller's favorite color?

Wool.

How long does it take to cook a baby?

I don't know, I was too busy jacking off.

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