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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 08:49 PM        New here
hey guys, been going to this site for awhile, just joinmed today hows everyone doin?
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 08:58 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 09:01 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 09:01 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 09:04 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 09:26 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 09:29 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 09:56 PM        I AM NEW TOO!!!
I AM NEW TOO!!! YAY!!!

No wait... Let me do the honors...

GO FUCK YOURSELF DUSTIN!
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 10:00 PM       
wasnt expecting Replies so soon, and what Great replies they were!
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 10:15 PM       
You're so cheerful! Your uplifting, kick-butt attitude will surely be a welcome change to the i-Mockery forums! :wink
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 10:42 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 10:42 PM       
Now please make the prosess smooth and easy for everyone.

Step one take a step forward.

Step two Chin Up trouserr down.

Step three Bend over so that one of the Vets can claim you.

Oh and Go fuck yourself mr gogetter
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 10:56 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 11:00 PM       
I'm new too. Sort of. Can someone fist me please?
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 11:37 PM       
oh boy oh boy stand back fellas this one is mine its been too long since i tasted delicious newbie blood i will tear this one a new butthole hey there mrmega didnt read the rules and guidelines yet have click the site you will turn red lets just say you started off on the wrong foot pal big mistake thats ok we are reasonable people we forgive and forget sports coug cough am i right ps a bonus one how many newbs does it take to fix the lighbulb none they are to busy making hi im new threads haha
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Old Oct 3rd, 2004, 11:42 PM       
I wish sometimes Bape would just take it easy on some of these noobs, he seemed like a nice kid. Oh, and if he needs to be gay fucked, Leave that to me.
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 12:30 AM       
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 12:45 AM       
Hello. I have nothing to say to you, so interprete this post as a statement only. The statement is that I do not intend to ignore you.
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 01:33 AM       
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 03:41 PM       
yay my first hey go F your yourself Newb posts! ok ill just STFU now, and not bump this post anymore
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 03:58 PM       
DO NOT MAKE 'HEY IM NEW' POSTS OR YOU WILL BE HATED FOR EVER

Its the first thing you learn in 'Not being a noob 101'
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 04:25 PM       
Seeing as you've been visiting our fine establishment for some time now, perhaps you've had time to peruse our user guidelines.
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 04:54 PM       
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 05:02 PM       
well i'm going to bed guys i'll see you crazy guys later
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Old Oct 4th, 2004, 05:04 PM       
I love you more than all the fishies in the sea, Jixby.
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