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Old Feb 27th, 2006, 05:27 PM       
'cause we're being mature about it. :o
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 01:42 AM       
Buddy, use a condom. it's alot harder to have direct contact with her evil fluids that way.

Keep your face away from the baby place, keep your hands away from your mouth, and enjoy your first trip to slut town. Oh and don't kiss her, she's probably sucked around 300 different dicks.
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Old Feb 28th, 2006, 04:23 AM       
If you told her you already your a virgin, say you had some questionable blood tranfusions in the past.
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Old Mar 1st, 2006, 03:21 AM       
This is a very simple situation.

First, make sweet sweet love to her down by the riverside on old man McFinkle's waterfront catfish farm. When you cum inside her vagina grab her tightly by the ankle and using just the strength of the left side of your body raise her high into the air and let her go, propelling her into the clear night sky. If she flies away and/or cackles she is indeed a witch and you will die from AIDS or the consumption. Otherwise she will fall back to earth and break her neck but die as a good christian with a pure soul.

Under no circumstances say "hey do you want to get tested" or the like because she will get upset and mad at you.

Seriously though when you get to know her the problem will solve itself. For now just use a condom, dont be such a pussy.
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