So it's come to this.

[DamnthatDavid]

most likely he has been taking steroids and has developed man boobies.

[Guitar Woman]

wouldn't that also turn his skin funny colors

[Comrade Rocket]

no steroids here

i am actually losing my flabby man boobs and gaining steel like pecs. I can blame this on my new awesome job that is extremely physical, unlike my old job where i would eat fried foods and sit around all day and the most exercise i got was when i would bowl on the clock.

[DamnthatDavid]

dammit, Pub Lover posted like 5 seconds before me... I hate him forever now.

I can't bulk up. Skinny as a fucking rake, with a creepy look, but with wirey muscles from swimming, running, and climbing trees/buildings/rocks. I don't weight lift