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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 11:33 PM        What's the one thing you want to shoot more than anything?
...besides me.


I want to shoot an endangered species, then eat its meat.
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 11:36 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 11:36 PM       
DAMNIT. I WAS GOING TO SAY RETRO KAT
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 11:40 PM       
Yeah, I saw that coming.
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 11:42 PM       
Now that you realize everyone here hates you, you may leave .
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 11:50 PM       
Rongi, Do you think your badass or something? I'm fucking terrified of you over a message board. PLEASE tell me to leave and PLEASE tell me to kill myself and PLEASE tell me to shut the fuck up to justify your point.
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 11:51 PM       
I told him to "shut the fuck up", but as you can see, he still posts
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Old Feb 16th, 2003, 11:54 PM       
Of course everyone hates me, im a peice of shit. No one likes me. That doesn't mean im going to leave my own fucking topic.
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 10:29 AM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2003, 10:58 PM       


^ I always longed to kill his gooky face.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 09:44 AM       
well, propably Whoreable.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 09:55 AM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 09:59 AM       
The entire cast of ER so I can see them attempt to fall down while doing those 'horribly dramatic pushing the stretcher at top speed' scenes while collapsing due to blood loss or tripping on their own intestines while all of them wrestle to be on the stretcher.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 10:09 AM       
A rat.



If not, a mac.


Over and over and over and over again.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 10:17 AM       
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I told him to "shut the fuck up", but as you can see, he still posts
Do you really think I'm going to stop posting because some whiny little teenager with down syndrome tells me too?

Oh and Hartman, I don't give half a shit what you think. You are no different from Retro Kat, Robo, and all these other retards in my eyes. All you newerbies are the same. Why don't you all just leave? What are you? A bunch of masochists? Are you too dumb to notice no one likes you here? Do you think this is some initiation? Well it's not. We just want you to leave and never come back. We don't want you to keep posting here.

Now for the love of god, just shut the hell up and exit stage right. Thank you.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 12:38 PM       
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The entire cast of ER so I can see them attempt to fall down while doing those 'horribly dramatic pushing the stretcher at top speed' scenes while collapsing due to blood loss or tripping on their own intestines while all of them wrestle to be on the stretcher.
Damn, you beat me to it.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 01:06 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 01:56 PM       
Rogi has turned Parisian or else he has a mouse in his pocket. :/
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 02:17 PM       
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We just want you to leave and never come back. We don't want you to keep posting here.

Now for the love of god, just shut the hell up and exit stage right. Thank you.

That's so funny because I was just thinking the very same thing about you. Except I do not have delusional problems enough to refer to myself in the plural.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 02:25 PM       
Now now. Even if you don't like Rongi, there's no question he's the lesser of two evils (evil, meaning idiot).
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 08:35 PM       
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 08:43 PM       
What the fuck makes you think you're like the lovable kid in the school with the lisp? Do you really think most people on this board like you, or are you just a useless fuck?
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 08:50 PM       
I could say the same thing about you Retro Kat
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 08:53 PM       
I thought I've explained the fact that I'm a piece of shit. Or are you to useless to realize that. Now answer the question.
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Old Feb 19th, 2003, 09:32 PM       
i would most like to shoot at an inflatable woman filled with jello. i once watched a training film that blew up all sorts of jello filled people and it was some cool stuff to watch. so i could settle my women issues, and my shooting things issues all at once.

synergizin' g, thats me.
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