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Old Sep 4th, 2011, 08:55 PM       
That's awesome man! I hope you take pictures of each step so we can see the full evolution of the dummy.
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Old Sep 4th, 2011, 09:02 PM       
I'll be sure to! I'll probably start a new thread in Art Shit when I get to work. I was hoping to take the project to a creepy extreme by using some of my own hair for the mustache, but I was too nervous to ask my barber to save some of my hair trimmings from my last haircut. I'll probably be using artificial hair from Monster Makers or Halloween Express, or barring that, weave from an ethnic beauty supply store. I'm also toying around with the idea of ordering a name patch from a uniform supply company to sew onto his jackets. I want to name him "Wurms."
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Old Sep 4th, 2011, 09:35 PM       
Otto: I want you to make that thread and dummy. PRONTO!!


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Maybe its a talent you'll learn to appreciate.
Didn't you learn anything from Pram Mavan? And if you really are being abused by a spouse then I hope you read this post very carefully.
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Old Sep 4th, 2011, 10:34 PM       
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The thing with me is, I don't like the shaved look. If I wanted to fuck a baby, I'd become a clay animator and move to portland oregon.
+1 zugs, the last few times i had sex the girls even apologized for not being a mannequin


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I'm still shocked by Eric's defense of some popularity contest over the harassment of Babs.
this is about babs? idk, i really had nothing to do with that. i'm not defending the popularity contest, i'm in favor of ending it because in practice it's either the same 3 people circlejerking for rep or teaming up to molest someone. if you're going to molest someone, do it in public where i can see it and laugh at it.


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NEW ART PROJECT: I am going to make an alginate cast of my head, do a clay press of the mold (which means filling the mold with molten oil-based clay and swirling it around
is this also your next suicide project
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Old Sep 4th, 2011, 10:39 PM       
Good. I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees the similarity between Babs and Pram. :herewegoagain
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Old Sep 4th, 2011, 11:07 PM       
One of my friends wrote "Shit, I forgot" on his calendar for the 11th.

And I was all "Forgot about what?" and he was all "Check out the date" and I was like "Yeah, the 11th, so?"

I've been forgetting about 9/11 as a joke for so long that this year I forgot to forget
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Old Sep 5th, 2011, 12:01 AM       
did you remember that's my dad's birthday

because i almost didnt
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Old Sep 5th, 2011, 12:33 AM       
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+1 zugs, the last few times i had sex the girls even apologized for not being a mannequin




this is about babs? idk, i really had nothing to do with that. i'm not defending the popularity contest, i'm in favor of ending it because in practice it's either the same 3 people circlejerking for rep or teaming up to molest someone. if you're going to molest someone, do it in public where i can see it and laugh at it.




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If you get rid of the circle jerk then dot dot dot

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One of my friends wrote "Shit, I forgot" on his calendar for the 11th.

And I was all "Forgot about what?" and he was all "Check out the date" and I was like "Yeah, the 11th, so?"

I've been forgetting about 9/11 as a joke for so long that this year I forgot to forget
My buddy's birthday is 9/11 and he joined the army because "THEY FUCKED UP MY BIRTHDAY. I'M GONNA FUCK UP THE REST OF THE COUNTRIES BIRTHDAYS FOREVER AND EVER."
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Old Sep 5th, 2011, 12:35 AM       
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this is about babs? idk, i really had nothing to do with that. i'm not defending the popularity contest, i'm in favor of ending it because in practice it's either the same 3 people circlejerking for rep or teaming up to molest someone. if you're going to molest someone, do it in public where i can see it and laugh at it.
I got alot of red pickles for being a pussy faggot i deserved them
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Old Sep 5th, 2011, 02:27 AM       
cbs ad gave me a cbs popup vote thing
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Old Sep 5th, 2011, 03:05 AM       
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Old Sep 5th, 2011, 04:02 AM       
Ever since I got my 3DS, I've been spending half-hours at a time surfing the internet and playing Pokemon on the can. Awwww yeaaaahhh
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Old Sep 5th, 2011, 12:37 PM       
Fun game: Go on Deviant Art, and Search "(Your first name) The Hedgehog".
The only way to win is if nothing comes up.
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Old Sep 5th, 2011, 12:46 PM       
We already played that game. You lose.
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Old Sep 5th, 2011, 03:05 PM       
GHOST RIDE THE WHIP, TADAO
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Old Sep 5th, 2011, 03:09 PM       
I had to google that
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Old Sep 5th, 2011, 03:20 PM       
I was in a spelling bee. I made it to the final four, and I was thinking "hey, okay" because the last three people at least got medals. I got "dynamite", which is a stupid-easy word that should have been no problem. But as I was getting ready to spell it, two things happened: a fight broke out behind me in line because some old woman who hadn't signed up just tried to jump in in the middle of the contest, and the guy pronouncing the words kept saying "Dy-no-MITE! Dy-no-MITE!" in his best blackperson accent to entertain the crowd. So I got fucking "dy-no-MITE" stuck in my head and that's how it came out my mouth.

So, ultimately, I looked like a dumbass who didn't know how to spell dynamite.

Oh well. Next year, right?
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Old Sep 5th, 2011, 03:23 PM       
I dunno, what grade are you in next year?
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Old Sep 5th, 2011, 05:12 PM       
Chojin why do you find shit like this.
Like really.
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Hey Mario, glad you could make it.
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