Horoscopes of the Rich and Famous

[jared]

Now I make no claims of being psychic; you can judge that for yourselves. Here are the horoscopes of some of the rich and famous:

- Michael Bay: "Your destiny holds noise and explosions."

- Eddie Murphy: "There is a fat-suit in your foreseeable future."

[Tadao]

Now you have 2 posts in your thread. Your doing swell!

[Stero-San]

[Edited 11 years later, because I'm ashamed at the little prick I use to be]

[Tadao]

Come on Jared! Make me laugh. Dance for me fag.

[jared]

I think humor would be quite off-topic for this thread.
Well, alright, I'll give it my best shot. Ahem.
Now, here it goes: What have you done, Harold? There were babies in that bathwater!

[Tadao]