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Ranana_Pems · #27

If they are trying to get away from homophobia, violence and discrimination because of their orientation then why do they want to come to the US???

executioneer · #28

ok that is it banana pens you are getting a warning

and by warning i mean a very small infraction

Colonel Flagg · #29

Back on the original topic, now Saralicious says she can beat the President in a race ... a "footrace" that is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah Palin

I betcha I'd have more endurance. My one claim to fame in my own little internal running circle is a sub-four marathon. It wasn't necessarily a good running time, but it proves I have the endurance within me to at least gut it out and that is something.

If you ever talk to my old coaches they'd tell you, too. What I lacked in physical strength or skill I made up for in determination and endurance. So if [it] were a long race that required a lot of endurance I'd win.

Now I'm convinced - She will be the GOP nominee in 2012 and she will whup Obama upside his head!

The winner!

Dimnos · #30

Way to challenge a smoker to a foot race.

Colonel Flagg · #31

She's had 5 kids - makes 'em even up.

Anyways, he should quit, like a good liberal should.

Dimnos · #32

Na man... Kids are like dead weight you carry around. If anything they have made her stronger. Think about it. If you had to chase after 5 kids, at least one being a promiscuous little tramp, you too would be getting a lot of exorcise.

Tadao · #33

I don't think she actually did any mothering, and dad was way to busy being a man to be a father.

Dimnos · #34

Either way she should still be able to take a smoker in a foot race.

Tadao · #35

never NEVER challenge a tall skinny black man to a foot race.

Dimnos · #36

Colonel Flagg · #37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos

Na man... Kids are like dead weight you carry around. If anything they have made her stronger. Think about it. If you had to chase after 5 kids, at least one being a promiscuous little tramp, you too would be getting a lot of exorcise.

Nope. Kids suck the life right out of you, like leeches. I should know.

BTW, chasing after that "promiscuous little tramp" didn't work out so well, did it?

But she is cute. And that is something.

Colonel Flagg · #38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao

never NEVER challenge a tall skinny black man to a foot race.

Fathom Zero · #39

Hah hah, I should be way too young to get that.

Dimnos · #40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg

Nope. ~~Kids~~ wives suck the life right out of you, like leeches.

What doesnt kill you makes you stronger. Smoking and wives kill you, albeit slowly, kids just run you down.

Colonel Flagg · #41

Tell that to Mr.and Mrs. Menendez.

Dimnos · #42

Well if you raise psycho kids then that goes without saying...

Colonel Flagg · #43

With names like Tripp, Willow and Piper, and the fact that mom hunts with a rifle from a helicopter, I'm thinking there's a pretty good chance.

Tadao · #44

Awesome, she is stepping down as governor before she's finished her first term.

kahljorn · #45

how come?

Kitsa · #46

It was lengthy and convoluted but something about putting her family before Alaska or something.

CNN looped it all day and I still couldn't make any damn sense of it.

Well, whatever.

Tadao · #47

Yeah, no one is really sure what the fuck she is up to.

Fathom Zero · #48

and cares even less.

executioneer · #49

kahljorn · #50

prolly cause she's corrupt or incompetent or something.

lol if she runs for president people will be all, "Oh you want to run for president? What if you like abandon the country for the good of your children or footraces or whatever is more important to you

" and they'll start calling her a super backpeddler or some shit in the media.