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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 12:35 AM       
"Scheisse!" The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 12:58 AM       
tell her you want to shit in her mouth

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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 12:58 AM       
I must say, I've been picking up German at a pretty quick pace. English is starting to get spoken less and less in class, but I'm not getting lost at all. I'm considering declaring German as a minor
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 12:59 AM       
German's a quick stepping-stone leap from English.

Except for the German the Amish speak, I can barely make heads or tails of that. I think it's its own creature.
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 01:01 AM       
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tell her you want to shit in her mouth

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kahl have you ever pooped on a girl

i don't know why but something tells me you have
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 01:04 AM       
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 01:07 AM       
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German's a quick stepping-stone leap from English.
Yeah, part of the reason I'm picking it up so easy is because of how similar a lot of the words sound to English. Learning the genders of words isn't that hard either,i find that often ugly sounding words tend to be male (herd, kühlshrank) and dainty words are female (brille, lampe). Also, i find it kind of amusing that pretty much all kitchenware is female
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 01:10 AM       
i have never had any desire to poop on a female.

REAL TALK: the first girl i ever had sex with wanted to incorporate blood and bleeding into our sex life. i was always like "no way, man"
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 01:13 AM       
There are a few "false friends", though...my brother still cherishes the photo my parents took of him as an adolescent in Heidelberg, pointing proudly to a "FAHRTGASSE" sign.
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 01:15 AM       
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 01:20 AM       
darkvare: soy de mexico

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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 03:47 AM       
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 06:01 AM       
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 12:23 PM       
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 01:30 PM       
out of context he kind of looks like Bald Bull
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 02:48 PM       
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 03:35 PM       
some store in a different town had three brands of hard cider i've never had so i had to buy them all

it will be an apple-centric evening
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 03:55 PM       
were any of them Spire
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 03:58 PM       
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 04:12 PM       
UPDATE:

The smell of Polish Sausage and Afghan poop is NOT a palatable combination.
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 04:40 PM       
nope, not spire. original sin "premium" (10 bucks for a six pack it'd better be good! it won't be!), samuel smith's (organic!), and blackthorn (which just makes me think of the game. this one is an english import so i bet it's dry dry dry dry)
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 10:56 PM       
I wonder how long spiders take to starve. Because apparently they can live floating in water for 5 days. I found a spider that was a little less than the size of a dime sitting at the bottom of a plastic cup I had in my bathroom. I poured a little water in and he came to life, but never really pulled himself out. So he just floats there and paddles around if I make the water move. And it's been like this for 5 days.
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 10:58 PM       
Book lungs are so cool. And green.
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 11:16 PM       
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nope, not spire. original sin "premium" (10 bucks for a six pack it'd better be good! it won't be!), samuel smith's (organic!), and blackthorn (which just makes me think of the game. this one is an english import so i bet it's dry dry dry dry)
i just ask because spire's made by a microbrewery in downtown olympia (and is pretty tasty)
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Old Oct 12th, 2011, 11:23 PM       
STOP DISTRACTING FROM AND IGNORING HICKMAN GRR
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