MATTJACK USUALLY WHEN I GET SHITFACED IT IS THE GIRLS IN MY COMPANY WHO TAKE PICTURES AND THE COOL GUYS LIKE MY FRIENDS AND I WHO CONTINUE DRINKING OR TRY TO RUIN THEIR PICTURES. OBSERVE:
Here I am taken unaware and am unable to make a suitably inappropriate gesture/face.
Here I wreck what would otherwise be a wonderful picture for the album "Kristyn and Kelsey's night of fun!" on facebook by weirding the shit out of my friend.
NOTE: I would have licked one of the girls' ears, but the one on the right would think I'm hitting on her (she gained a lot of weight since high school) and the other one is too far away and is the gf of one of my best friends (who could easily kick my ass).