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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 03:19 PM        "Hi I'm New" posted ironically
Well, I guess I've been hear long enough to post an Ironic "Hi, I'm New" thread just to see if any damn noob who isn't smart or cool enough to know who the hell I am leaps on the abuse the new guy bandwagon thinking it'll some how make a name for him.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 03:22 PM       
fuh q noob
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 03:31 PM       
u duh OWNED get it
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 03:32 PM       
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 03:40 PM       
this thread (just as any other Burbank thread) amuses and at the same time confuses me to no end.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 04:06 PM       
This town isn't big enough for the noob of us, pard'ner.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 04:34 PM       
Oh I get it, this is board for people who think taking nothing seriously makes them big. That is so high school. I was in with this crowd that wouldn't sit with anybody at lunch but each other and made fun of everyone, and every answer they gave in class sounded serious but was totally ironic which the teachers didn't get.

I'm in college now, I'm over it.

Grow up.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 04:39 PM       
... and when I see you I throw up.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 04:43 PM       
SHUT IT

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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 04:56 PM       
*ahem* To the newbie, you could've taken the time to actually check out the site a little and read the RULES & GUIDELINES (idiot)

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4) If you've just arrived at the forums, please don't make a typical "Hi, I'm new here!" thread. That's just asking for a verbal beatdown. We know if a person is new, if you really want people to like you, start joining in conversations and making worthwhile on-topic replies. Contrary to popular belief, there's NOTHING wrong with being a "newbie". There is, however, plenty wrong with being a "newbie who doesn't pay attention to the posting guidelines". We generally roast them over an open flame... very slowly.
See, this is why I fucking hate stupid fucking newbies. We're gonna tear you a new one newbie, am I right guys.

This is you bitch:
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 04:58 PM       
Schmid posted an ironic "Hi, im new" thread in my other boards...



then never posted there again...
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 05:00 PM       
Look, your 'rules' also say not to do a whole thread about adopting a greyhound, but you don't give a fuck about that, do you?

Why don't you just take a moment to Danica McKellar what I'm saying and not be such a douche bag?
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 05:07 PM       
this thread is so circus atari.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 05:26 PM       
this max burbank is the best character yet
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 05:36 PM       
he's reaching for guest stars tho heh just kidding.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 05:43 PM       
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We're gonna tear you a new one newbie, am I right guys.
As if!
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 05:54 PM       
this is not a picture of Danica McKellar
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 05:56 PM       
burbank just use IMAGINATION!
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 06:00 PM       
Actually, I was referencing the famous surrealist painting, "This is not a pipe", which is the caption on a panting of a pipe, and points out that a picture is not what it portrays, it is somethiung else entirely.

But never mind.

This thread is so fucking ruined anyway.
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Old Oct 7th, 2003, 06:29 PM       
IT WAS A CANTEEN
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 09:57 AM       
I canteen but try to tuna fish.
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 11:37 AM       
well done on ruining this thread Max
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 11:47 AM       
shut your hole you damn newbie you don't even get it
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 01:54 PM       
Sorry

I don't think you get it tho

Sorry though, really
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Old Oct 8th, 2003, 01:56 PM       
you just think i don't get it because you so don't get it. It's a direct mathematical function.
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