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Old Jul 14th, 2007, 12:05 AM        Harry Potter Spoilers
Hogwarts gets hit by a nuke.
Tons of Time Traveling action.
Dumbledore kills Harry.
Darth Vader kills the emperor.
Ron Weasley discovers how to use the three shells.
Hagrid actually has a very small penis.
Somebody spikes the Deatheaters victory party punch with pee. MAGIC pee.
The last 30 pages are just instructions on how to solve various puzzles boxes.
Judas betrays Jesus.
Fraggles started everything for hogwarts being built on their caves.
incest.
Hermoine discovers frozen body of Captain America in the arctic.
Chapter 3 reveals spoilers for the final season of Lost.
Cranky Kong headbutts no less than four wizards.
Trout fishing.
Still no black wizards.
Billy Zane cameo.
Page 420 has giant pot leaf on it.
Page 422 is mostly about people on the shitter.
Dragons pork.
Final battle decided by a bejeweled match, ala Puzzle Quest.
Internet porn kills Dumbledore.
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Old Jul 17th, 2007, 05:02 PM       
Ron dies.
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Old Jul 17th, 2007, 09:54 PM       
everyone gets aids from the sorting hat
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Old Jul 17th, 2007, 11:29 PM       
Love conquers evil, sperm makes babies, and everybody checked to see if Tom Marvolo Riddle equals 'I am Lord Voldemort."
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Old Jul 18th, 2007, 12:23 AM       
on page 276, Harry is caught with a magic wand up his ass. He claims posession by Voldemort. Hagrid disapproves of this behavior when he isnt around.

Ron drinks and drives the flying car into Santa's Sled. Hagrid must save Christmas, with MAGIC.

Hermoinie gets pregnant, aborts baby with MAGIC (and by magic i mean a coathanger).

Dumbledore is resurrected as a zombie. Second half of book is suspiciously simillar to dawn of the dead.
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Old Jul 19th, 2007, 05:55 PM       
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Hermoinie gets pregnant, aborts baby with MAGIC (and by magic i mean a coathanger).
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Old Jul 19th, 2007, 10:35 PM       
how come this is in movies and tv, is it supposed to be for spoilers for order of the phoenix the movie

cause i think it doesn't really count as spoilers anymore at this point
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Old Jul 20th, 2007, 07:37 PM       
Serious dies.
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