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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 01:32 PM       
It seems kind of strange that this thread went from a visit to an abandoned mental hospital, to the science of punching faces.
@Zhukov that's a lot of face punches, how many times have you been punched in the face?
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 02:24 PM       
Actually, that's pretty much status quo.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 02:24 PM       
Fluoride.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 03:35 PM       
actually the jaw is like one of the best places to punch somebody

what the fuck kind of fists do you guys have that the jaw seems hard?

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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 03:42 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 04:50 PM       
Guys, I broke boards several times in tae kwon do. That clearly makes me the expert on this forum.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 09:26 PM       
I would emplore any i-mockers to come to NYC and I will take you on an unforgettable tour of abandoned military bases, factories, tunnels, another factory, and finnaly another military base. I will show you photo realistic "tags" as well as century old unused infrastructure. I will also arrange a booze cruise and get everybody stoned beforehand so the bar bill will be lower.

Or I might find that this is too much effort and say fuck it.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 09:27 PM       
Srislyu though zuhkov you strike me as somebody who would benifiet from a 12 month stint in Brooklyn.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 10:47 PM       
Only if you REALLY will be the tour guide, I would as long as you were the one pointing at everything and telling me fake facts about it. Something like "See this here? that was made in 1923 by a man named Parungo Macias, a known master craftsman." while you point at an old toilet.
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Old Feb 11th, 2011, 11:36 PM       
Yeah, I would go into abandoned buildings and dark tunnels with Evil Robot.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 12:33 AM       
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Punching is for [USE ON] people with poor conflict resolution skills [WHO CAN'T FIGHT BACK].
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 01:41 AM       
I have never been punched in a serious manner, I ooze empathy.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 03:15 AM       
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Srislyu though zuhkov you strike me as somebody who would benifiet from a 12 month stint in Brooklyn.
I agree wholeheartedly. I would love to go to Brooklyn.

Nat: I've been punched less times than I've dealt out, but I'm not sure now how many. That's strange since I am a very calm and peaceful person that tries to avoid violence.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 03:24 AM       
I was bullied for several years, being the under confident, fifty-pound annoying little shit. The bullies left me alone in eighth grade after I knocked a bully out by slamming his head into a locker.
That's probably the most badass thing I've ever done, so every post from now on can be ignored if you so choose.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 03:44 AM       
I was bullied as a kid for not being able to speak Spanish, after my family moved to a better area I was only bullied for being poor.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 03:48 AM       
I WAS A BULLY

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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 03:49 AM       
Oh shit! *hands over $3.25*
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 04:03 AM       
I was bullied until I realised how woefully easy it was to not get bullied in about grade 1.

By the way I never wanted to let people think I was/am some kind of hard arse; I'm weak as piss and not very cool.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 04:08 AM       
It's kind of hard not to get bullied for my reasons though. It's hard not to be poor when you are a poor kid. I did try to learn Spanish but I never got fluent.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 04:12 AM       
I was bullied for so long because being constantly zombiefied by amphetamines left me extremely scrawny, nervous, incredibly awkward/annoying, and without any social skills.
To whoever of you who might have an ADD/ADHD kid: Do the smart thing and get them some damn excersize and good nutrition, instead of zonking them on meds.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 12:34 PM       
meds are easier. no one has time to hold your hand
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 12:53 PM       
Meds are easy, but I'm not sure medicating children for being unable to focus is a good idea. Most kids have a problem with focus. I don't believe that's a good enough reason to pump them full of drugs.
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 03:22 PM       
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Old Feb 12th, 2011, 04:11 PM       
I don't know about that, I think what it's pretty much filled it's quota with is contemptuous assholes.
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