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Old May 18th, 2009, 10:30 PM        Hey Kahl
What're some pro tips I should keep in mind when looking for a skirt for myself?
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don't be tacky.
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Old May 18th, 2009, 11:01 PM       
if you're fat don't wear short tight clothes... i dunno, pretty much the same rules for girls as for guys. Try not to be one of those cross-dressers who is all ridiculous. If you wouldn't want to see it on a girl, don't wear it. also no pastel colors (unless its awesome).

look at what cutely dressed girls are wearing and try to buy one like that. Personally I usually wear somewhat form-fitting skirts, but that might not work on you unless you aren't fat or muscular.

Don't go to thrift stores and buy clothes from the 80's, either.

Pretty much don't be tacky
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Old May 19th, 2009, 12:33 AM       
Kahl, I think it's rad that you're a tranny
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Old May 19th, 2009, 01:07 AM       
Good advice. Gratzi.

Though, I am all about the pastel colours. But I'm not tacky when I'm trying to not to be, so s'all good. And I'm neither fat nor muscular. I'm fit, I guess, if a little waifish.
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Old May 19th, 2009, 01:32 AM       
you can never really tell how tacky you actually look :O so be careful with them pastels. nothing screams crossdresser like some pastel skirt with matching pastel shoes.

hopefully my advice helps ;o
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Old May 19th, 2009, 02:03 AM       
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Old May 19th, 2009, 02:14 AM       
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Old May 19th, 2009, 02:20 AM       
Fuck there advice. Make sure you wear something that flaunts your ass. That's what I do and that equals plenty of free drinks.
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Old May 19th, 2009, 03:09 AM       
10,000 guy is clearly a flaming homosexual.
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Old May 19th, 2009, 04:01 AM       
What ass? I have no ass.
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Old May 19th, 2009, 10:04 AM       
You should get one. They're marvelous.
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Don't listen to 10,000 guys cocks in his mouth.
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Old May 19th, 2009, 02:46 PM       
You make out with your mother with that mouth?
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Old May 19th, 2009, 03:09 PM       
no, why would I?

If anybody had to be concerned about kissing their mothers with a mouth, it would be you. After having 10,000 cocks in there you could probably swallow her head and body whole.
Unless you have a SECOND mouth, which wouldn't surprise me considering you're a flaming homosexual. That one would probably be stuffed full of cocks, too, though.
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Old May 19th, 2009, 05:09 PM       


Kahl, I think I see something there. You know. Sticking out of your craw.
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Old May 20th, 2009, 04:49 AM       
dont forget to go w/ your season colors
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Old May 22nd, 2009, 12:35 PM       
If 10K is such a flaming homo, wouldnt that make him the voice of experience on the subject?
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Old May 22nd, 2009, 02:58 PM       
lol, thanks buddy.
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Old May 22nd, 2009, 03:11 PM       
Anytime.
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Old May 22nd, 2009, 03:23 PM       
10K isn't a homo, he's just a slut.
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