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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 06:58 PM       
Congratulations Kitsa. I hope everything is going well. :smileyface
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 07:31 PM       
So you gonna eat her or what?
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 07:47 PM       
oh, yeah, does a c-section yield delicious placenta?
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 08:01 PM       
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 08:58 PM       
sup imock i'm so fucking barrreeed
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 09:24 PM       
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 09:54 PM       
Going to refrain from eating my child. I'm sure they ripped the placenta out with everything else...as I said, really bizarre feeling. And the pain afterward is pretty unbelievable. It surprised me, and I've had a lot of this stuff. But they loop me up enough for me to get around.
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 10:02 PM       
the baby pulled it all out of you like someone cleaning a trout
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 10:03 PM       
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no, I just obviously need to develop a meth habit.

TIME TO JOIN THE I-MOCKERY OLD FOLKS CLUB, MOM
Kitsa just had a kid and you are babbling about meth. What the hell is wrong with you.
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 10:16 PM       
right make sure the baby doesn't read this thread
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 10:23 PM       
Kitsa's kid isn't the only thing that ever happened, Kitsa understands this.
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 10:27 PM       
who was the last person to have a baby? glowbelly? where the fuck is she
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Old Jan 28th, 2010, 10:29 PM       
Terra, hahaha
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 01:48 AM       
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Terra, hahaha

Yeah but she stole her's from a daycare so that doesn't really count.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 10:46 AM       

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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 11:29 AM       
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Yeah but she stole her's from a daycare so that doesn't really count.
I asked for a black baby but they said I would have to be on crack to qualify. So they let me take an oriental one.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 11:35 AM       
Well congratulations for everyone with a baby, no matter where they got it from.

Glad to hear that everything went well and that you are ok, Kitsa.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 11:52 AM       
Congrats on your new baby girl Kitsa.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 03:53 PM       
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An animal rights group wants organizers of Pennsylvania’s Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic stand-in.
http://mddailyrecord.com/2010/01/27/...groundhog-day/

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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 05:03 PM       
Good luck with that Peta. I can't tell what the image is Dimnos but I'm hoping if Peta succeeds the hedgehog will turn out like Mecha Sonic and have a jetpack.

Edit: It only took a minute for the top ad to change to sonic the hedgehog for me after posting about Mecha Sonic.
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 05:28 PM       
watch out bill marry!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 05:33 PM       
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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 05:36 PM       
holy fucknut, Kahljorn really does have summoning powers

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Old Jan 29th, 2010, 06:03 PM       
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How about CGI?



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