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Old Dec 21st, 2011, 05:59 AM       
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i wore a salvador dali t-shirt and hiking boots to a job interview and now i am no longer unemployed.
See what happens when you wear appropriate clothing to the interview?

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Old Dec 22nd, 2011, 05:32 AM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2011, 12:01 PM       
THE KID IS BACK
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Old Dec 22nd, 2011, 12:43 PM       
HOLY FUCK CHRISTMAS IS COMPLETE! Good to see you Tman. I was beginning to think you got shanked over an incident involving roofies or something.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2011, 01:16 PM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2011, 02:07 PM       
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND BEAT UP THAT DOG
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Old Dec 22nd, 2011, 07:50 PM       
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Old Dec 22nd, 2011, 09:01 PM       
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WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND BEAT UP THAT DOG
Maybe harsh, but that kitten TOTALLY DESERVED IT!
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Old Dec 23rd, 2011, 02:34 AM       
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Old Dec 23rd, 2011, 11:11 AM       
I started off the morning right, in the ER, getting stitched up after cutting open the top of my hand with my harpy. Price paid for general badassery. To my credit, I've owned the thing over ten years without incident, and this time the knife slipped.

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Old Dec 23rd, 2011, 01:57 PM       
tadao you are bringing tears to my eyes with pictures of hurted aminals
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Old Dec 23rd, 2011, 04:19 PM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2011, 05:39 PM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2011, 06:52 PM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2011, 10:43 PM       
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Old Dec 24th, 2011, 11:01 PM       
Tears of JOY! The rabbit is back with treats!
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Old Dec 25th, 2011, 01:01 AM       
MERRY CHRISTMAS I-MOCKERY!!!!!!
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Old Dec 25th, 2011, 02:14 AM       
Happy halloween my friends
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