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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 06:36 PM        What's the wierdest movie(s) you've ever seen?
The wierdest movies I've ever seen are Yellow Submarine, Being John Malkhovich, and 12 Monkeys.

Yellow Submarine was just... plain freaking wierd. See my Yellow Submarine thread. http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=9674

Being John Malkovich had an extremely strange plot. It was very fucking bizarre. It involves a guy discovering a tunnel that lets him crawl into the mind of John Malkovich, who played himself in the movie. When he is inside Malkovich's mind, he can see and feel and experience everything John Malkovich does. Eventually, he can control him. My favourite scene is when Malkovich goes into the tunnel into his own mind. Malkovich sees all these people with his face and everyone just says "Malvkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich. Malkovich Malkovich!" Poor John goes nuts and screams "MALKOVICH!!!" That movie was pretty fucking wierd.

I saw 12 Monkeys last night. It stars Bruce Willis as a prisoner a few hundred (Or is it thousands?) of years into the future. He volunteers for a science experiment thing to reduce his sentence. He travels back in time to 1990 and 1996. He is supposed to gather information about the past in order to find a cure to a man-made disease which kills 5 billion people on Earth in 1996 and 1997. He gets in jail and he tells the cops about who he is, being from the future, and that 5 billion people are going to die in 1996. They think he's crazy and put him in a mental hospital. Some of the shit Brad Pitt, another mental patient, says is pretty fucking funny. The ending made absolutely no freaking sense at all. Suffice to say, the ending involves a bunch of time paradoxes, and the plague that kills 5 billion people is not stopped (I think).

All three of those movies made me think "What the fuck?" constantly when I watched them. Post some of the wierdest movies you've ever seen, and maybe a little plot summary and why it was really wierd.
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 06:49 PM       
Tromeo and Juliet was pretty weird....
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 07:11 PM       
I saw this one wierd movie that was about two Itialian plumbers who live in some metropolotin city, but they end up jumping into some rocks in a construction site and appear in another world where everyone is dinosaur people. And then they jump around and use their plungers to fight evil, and then they get helped by the fungus mushrooms and defeat the king dinosaur and then they had to rescue some enviromentalist girl, and then they went home.

And here comes the wierd part... the younger Italian plumber brother... was really a latino.
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 07:18 PM       
One of my favorite movies is wierd. "Wild at Heart" , Willem Defoe is a real freak and ends up getting his head blown off
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 08:20 PM       
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I saw this one wierd movie that was about two Itialian plumbers who live in some metropolotin city, but they end up jumping into some rocks in a construction site and appear in another world where everyone is dinosaur people. And then they jump around and use their plungers to fight evil, and then they get helped by the fungus mushrooms and defeat the king dinosaur and then they had to rescue some enviromentalist girl, and then they went home.

And here comes the wierd part... the younger Italian plumber brother... was really a latino.
And the older one was a British guy.
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 08:44 PM       
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 09:14 PM       
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 09:15 PM       
Eat by Andy Warhoul.

It was 40 minutes of a guy eating a mushroom. What the fuck is it supposed to symbolise?
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 10:03 PM       
"Freaked", funny but Wierd as hell
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 02:37 AM       
Just saw Six String Samurai the other night, and it was both odd and hilarious at times. Good stuff.

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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 02:54 AM       
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Eat by Andy Warhoul.

It was 40 minutes of a guy eating a mushroom. What the fuck is it supposed to symbolise?
all of warhols early movies were like that. I don't think it was symbolism, From what i read he liked to film some boring everday stuff and let his change in camera angle to make teh movie interesting :/
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 03:03 AM       
Actually I think I've seen an even weirder movie

Begotten

90 minutes of some guy cutting himself up, some lady masturbating, and a bald guy being dragged around and poked by what look like nuns.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 05:45 AM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 02:27 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 03:16 PM       
If 12 Monkeys is one of the three weirdest films you've seen in your life, you need to watch more movies.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 04:14 PM        Gummo
Gummo. I'm sure that's pretty tame, but the guy pimping out the retarded girl and then pinching his nipples was just disturbing.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 05:04 PM       
Don't know the title of the movie, but it was just ALL about showing jesus getting disected on a table of some sort

My little sister couldn't sleep after that and blamed me for being so evil.... it was a freaking weird flick.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 05:05 PM       
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This was made by Luis Buñuel and Salvador DalĂ* in like 1927. When they wrote it, they rejected any idea that made any rational sense. So there's a woman getting her eyeball sliced open, a guy with ants crawling out of his hand, somebody dragging two pianos with dead donkies and living preists tied to them, and ocassionally a title card reading "2 years later" "4 years before" that are randomly placed throught the film pop up. This film is the basis of the song "Debaser" by the Pixies. Many say without this there would be no Pink Flamingos or Eraserhead.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 06:54 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:41 PM       
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If 12 Monkeys is one of the three weirdest films you've seen in your life, you need to watch more movies.
Have you ever seen 12 monkeys? Sure, it looks like your average action flick with bruce willis and time travel, but it made almost no fucking sense. So, excuuuuuse me, mister I-work-in-the-entertainment-industry.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 09:29 PM       
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And the older one was a British guy.
Thats not weird, he's white after all. And Bob Hoskins is a master of accents. Latino is a completely different ethnicity, which is a crime.
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