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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 01:18 AM       
About half of my friends are females and I want to fuck all but the ugly ones. I agree with the Ladder Theory.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 08:39 AM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 11:51 AM       
All my friends are either guys or lesbians. I have I believe 2 straight female friends. And my guy friends are like my brothers. I am not attracted to them, and they are not attracted to me. I think if I came out of the bathroom naked they would probably say something like "nice rack, here's a towel", b/c we are just friends. Girls chapped my hide until law school b/c I haven't planned out my wedding, I don't really want kids, I hate shopping and know nothing about doing makeup, hair or nails. I've discovered that girls in law school are like me, which has made it a more enjoyable experience than college where it was a crap shoot of whether you were speaking to a woman who was actually career minded or was only going to college to be more intelligent for her husband so she would be a more interesting wife.

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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 12:22 PM       
I certainly don't suck, yo.
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Old Sep 21st, 2003, 02:01 AM       
but not all of us r bad just the assholes
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Old Sep 21st, 2003, 09:42 PM       
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...and that's kind of like being attracted to your sister
I have an older cousin and we used to make out when I was 14 or so. We practically grew up together but that didn't stop her from explaining most of the rules of tongue wrestling to helm
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Old Sep 22nd, 2003, 01:24 AM       
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Old Sep 22nd, 2003, 01:47 AM       
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I have an older cousin and we used to make out when I was 14 or so. We practically grew up together but that didn't stop her from explaining most of the rules of tongue wrestling to helm
Yeah. I mean, I made out with my dad until I was about 16 and it wasn't weird or anything. He's not too bad a guy.

'Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. '
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Old Sep 22nd, 2003, 07:08 AM       
I agree with the ladder theory. Which is why I've more or less taken an apathetic state on girls. I don't chase them, hell I don't care about them. Or at least, I act like I don't. Girls want what they can't have, so if you make yourself seem untouchable, you hold the power.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2003, 11:05 AM       
Yeah, that's how it works.
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Old Sep 22nd, 2003, 11:09 AM       
your avatar always makes me LOL now.

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Old Sep 22nd, 2003, 01:19 PM       
I seem to be one of the few who gets annoyed by the boys who don't seem interested. I like men who know what they want and go after it. Games suck.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2003, 11:04 AM       
i'm proto's friend. he hugged me when i was nekkid. i didn't see a boner or nothing.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2003, 11:05 AM       
i'm proto's friend. he hugged me when i was nekkid. i didn't see a boner or nothing.
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Old Sep 23rd, 2003, 11:11 AM       
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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 12:59 PM        ??
I'm sorry, did someone just say they made out with their dad?
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Old Sep 25th, 2003, 08:00 PM       
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Old Sep 30th, 2003, 02:02 AM       
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Yeah. I mean, I made out with my dad until I was about 16 and it wasn't weird or anything. He's not too bad a guy.

'Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. '


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