my girlfriend thinks i hate her

[CrazyAmericanScum]

Why thank you. My current love interest read it and hit me....lol. I thought chicks dug romantic gestures.

[camacazio]

Originally Posted by CrazyAmericanScum

5) In the still dying puppies blood write "My love for you, unlike this puppy will never die" under the body of rover.

HOORAY FOR JOKES STOLEN FROM SCOTT ADAMS!!!

Except his version uses a dead woodchuck instead.

[CrazyAmericanScum]

Thanks for pointing out a useless fact. I might not have been able to sleep if not for you. Couldn't you have just laughed....who the hell is Scott Adams?

[kellychaos]

... but not a real fur coat ... that's cruel.

[Nerd]

Originally Posted by CrazyAmericanScum

Thanks for pointing out a useless fact. I might not have been able to sleep if not for you. Couldn't you have just laughed....who the hell is Scott Adams?

He writes the Dilbert comics.

[CrazyAmericanScum]

Oh, thanks Mr Waddams.

I will have to look this Dilbert up now.

[Supafly345]

Why is it that when people are telling the truth about not plagurising they say "I am not" and when they lie they always claim they don't know who that person is in an unconvincing way while still not sounding irritated in the least that you called them unoriginal.

I will have to look this Dilbert up now.

That is classic.

I am willing to bet that if this was a live conversation you would pretend you didn't know how to pronounce any of this either and say them like "Scoot Adums?" and "Dileberd?"

[CrazyAmericanScum]

I am not illiterate for gods sake.

I know who Dilbert is, but I don't have the creators name memorized. Damn people.

[camacazio]

A name doesn't require careful memorization.

Test on thursday.

[Slinky Ferret]

I think the little notes thing is good.

I still find littles notes from one of my ex's.

[CrazyAmericanScum]

A test? Fuck! I don't test well....

[Toadie]

Plagurized or not...that still has to be the funniest thing I've read all day. Congradulations...

[Supafly345]

HEY!!! CrazyAmericanScum!! Remember this?
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=6192
And this?
http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=6292

[CrazyAmericanScum]

Wow that brought back memories.
I like reliving old times, how stupid I was, how much of an ass I made of myself. It's great you people have the free time to dredge up old posts to teach me a lesson.

But needless to say I have gotten my head out of my ass and you all should get a pat on the back for showing me the error of my ways.

But anyway, thanks for letting me read some crap I no longer care in the slightest about.
Learning is fun.

[draw a sidewalk]

i like the random notes idea.

[Anonymous]

hahahahah

[Lenor]

Girls are very odd, needless to say we will whine and bitch about you not doing the things you used to do way back when we first started to date you, then when you do them again we ask 'what do you want? or What did you do?' So tell her that there really is No need for those kind of e-mails, because she should know exactly how you feel about her allready, and be prepared for the 'well how do you feel about me' and choose your words wisely, cause 'I like how hot you are, and the color of your eyes' just wont cut it. but remember that if you do buy her flowers and candy, she will expect it even more, and when you dont, the big question will always arise 'Are you still interesting in me? Cause you've seemed to be distant.. blah blah blah..' And then you'll have to explain yourself all over again. Yes, guys its a constant battle with us, but if you play your cards right, then hell, we might even consider giving you head 30 times a day like you want.

[Anonymous]

I reply to that