The Spider-Man 3 thread **MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS***

[Protoclown]

I am also one of the few who enjoyed the Hulk movie, Pednaud.

And that's good advice from Seven Force, but I think it's fairly reasonable to base one's expectations on the prior movies in the franchise. I didn't hate the whole movie so much as I hated PARTS of the movie, but in the end I didn't feel like this even began to compare to the first two.

[Grislygus]

By PARTS I imagine you refer to the gigantic, blubbery teen drama force-fed into it.

[Protoclown]

DING DING! We have a winner!

[Grislygus]

Despite my misgivings, I liked Venom, and REALLY would have liked to see a helluva lot more of him.

I remember you saying that he didn't have enough character development to carry a whole movie. Now I've never read a comic in my life, but it seems like they could have EASILY dug up enough on him to do away with the Sandman.

[darkvare]

i liked it i was kinda cool except for the sandman bit at the end. and about the venom thing i know comics tell you everything but kids dont read thesse days so they have to explain it. pesonally ihope the next one is more violent and mature

[noob3]

First of all, I LOVED the Hulk. I saw it the first day it came out, and I was fucking DROOLING during almost every fight! I mean who else wasn't when he was FIGHTING THE TANKS/HELICOPTERS? Very good movie! PLUS Jennifer Connely is SMOKING HOT

Does anyone know (PROTO/SEVEN I AM LOOKING AT YOU) if Sandman ACTUALLY killed Uncle Ben or did they just shit that out into the plot? It seemed really forced and well, pretty awful.

[Protoclown]

Are you asking if Sandman killed Uncle Ben in the comics? No, they just totally shat that out for this movie to try to make people more interested in Sandman. It didn't work.

[Seven Force]

I think it was always some random guy that killed Ben in the comics, and in the first movie that's how it supposedly went down. That of course was tossed out to shoehorn in the Sandman like Protoclown said.

[Schimid]

I got annoyed with EVERYONE ALWAYS CRYING. I SWEAR TO GOD. PEOPLE CRIED ALL THE TIME. CRYING, CRYING, CRYING.

I wanted Venom to be bigger. I don't read the comics, but in MvC2 Venom was a BAD motherfucker, and apparently is a big enough guy on his own, the symbiote just feeds off that. Maybe I'm wrong, but I never thought of Venom as a snarky, sarcastic little fuck. I also got really annoyed when he used "I" instead of "we" as a pronoun. The guy that played Sandman could'a made a good Venom, in my opinion.

Spidey with eyeliner was ridiculous. RIDICULOUS.

I thought a few parts were actually really funny, like the pill scene with Jameson.

I thought it was alright, but the constant sobbing and weeping really got to me by the end, I wanted Venom to be a badass and not just some punk kid, and the first fight (between Peter and Harry) is disproportionately awesome to the rest of the fight scenes.

However, the sand scenes were incredible.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

wow. That was a lot better than I had expected (prolly cause of my low expectations). It certainly wasnt as good as the last two, but it was fucking entertaining from start to finish. There a lot of those "WTF" and over-the-top moments, but I thought they were hilarious (the whole Peter Parker dance and the american flag part).

[Zomboid]

Yeah, my friends and I noticed that flag thing too. Really fucking cheesy. I wonder if it's one of those things that you don't notice unless you're not American.

[Grislygus]

They pulled the flag crap in the other movies too, guys.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Never really noticed.

[MattJack]

Originally Posted by Sniperwulf

Never really noticed.

Cause you're an unAmerican terrorist sympathizer

[Girl Drink Drunk]

How about that.

Anyways, did that Spider-Man dance remind anyone else of that scene in Magical Mystery Store where the Beatles swagger down that staircase, in unison, to "Your Mother Should Know"?

[AChimp]

I think they made this movie suck just enough that people won't be eager to see another sloppy, slobbery cry-fest for a very long time. This leaves the actors and director off the hook.

[executioneer]

sloppy, slobbery cry-fest

this has been my main gripe about this whole movie franchise WAHH WAHH SPIDEY MAN'S TOO BUSY CRYIN' TO SAY SNAPPY ONE-LINERS FOLKS SORRY ;_;

[Protoclown]

I've always laughed my ass off at the American flag thing too, in all of the movies.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Schimid were you talking about the folks crying in the movie or in the theatre?

CAUSE I HAD TO DEAL WITH BOTH.

Fucking pussies.

Hey I heard Tobey Maguire isnt going to be in Spiderman 4. Dunno if its true or not. I might've even heard it on here.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

HAY THEY SHUD MAKE BRUEC CAMBPELL SPIDRM AN IN SPDR MAN IV THAT WOUDL BE SO KOOL AM I RIGHT FATHOM ZEROE
But yeah, seriously, that cameo by Bruce was funny because you know the french accent was intentionally done so bad.