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Old Sep 8th, 2009, 04:47 PM       
I hated Porco's voice. He never sounded fucking interested in anything, and the entire time he was talking I kept picturing the actor reading a script, head in hands, thinking, "Oh god, how did it come to this? I'm a fucking talking pig." And then he swallows a few perscription capsules with a shot of railroad gin.

I just saw the entire director's cut of Apocalypse Now. I've watched about half of the movie before and got distracted and left during the playboy bunny scene, but everything after they leave the French plantation is pretty great. That part feels really out of place, though, like a completely different movie.

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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 12:16 AM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 05:52 PM       
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I hated Porco's voice. He never sounded fucking interested in anything.
Well, yeah. He's supposed to be the kind of easy-going guy who's calm and cool all the time.

Spies Like Us. I thought it was funny how they didn't bother to include subtitles for the russian soldiers (even though I understood what they were saying), it's like they thought, "screw it, we'll just show them pissed off and yelling and leave it at that."
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 07:00 PM       
I loved Spies Like Us when I was a kid. Especially the test-taking scene.
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 07:34 PM       
"what does KGB mean?"
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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 11:59 PM       
http://openvideo.dailymotion.com/vid...films?from=rss I just watched the fearless freaks again. The link is to watch it online. It's amazing.
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 01:31 AM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 02:32 AM       
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Old Sep 10th, 2009, 08:06 PM       
I finally saw Jason Goes To Hell, and it is by far the worst of the Friday The 13th films. I'll take Jason in space or on a boat anytime compared to that shit. Even Jason vs Freddy had some redeeming qualities in comparison.
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 07:17 AM       
Jason Takes Manhattan was my favorite, but I know not everybody agrees.
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 05:37 PM       
The Punisher: Extended cut and Punisher: War Zone

I like them both. Thomas Jane is the better punisher, but I enjoyed the overacting villains and the brutal violence of the second movie.
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Old Sep 11th, 2009, 05:37 PM       
I love Jason Takes Manhattan, it really was the most hilarious of the series and it had some decent scares back when I first saw it.
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Old Sep 12th, 2009, 05:06 PM       
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Old Sep 12th, 2009, 11:21 PM       
Please don't shoot me for "gaying up" this thread, but I just came from the movie "Shorts" which I saw with my son and a friend of his. It was definitely for the kiddos, but there was enough going on to hold my interest ... kind of.

Now I'm catching "Terminator 2 - Judgement Day" on Bravo. It's giving my brain whiplash.
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Old Sep 12th, 2009, 11:47 PM       
The last film I saw was Orange County with that Fag Black character. Tom Hanks son made this movie suck more ass than a Uwe Boll movie. Fuck O-town and animal activists.
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Old Sep 16th, 2009, 10:15 PM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 09:17 AM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 09:11 PM       
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Old Sep 17th, 2009, 11:10 PM       
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Old Sep 20th, 2009, 10:57 AM       
The Haunted world of El Superbeasto-Rob Zombie's new animated movie. It was typical Rob Zombie meets Ren and Stimpy-take that as you will.
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Old Sep 26th, 2009, 09:51 PM       
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I've been waiting a really long time for this. I'm not a huge Rob Zombie fan but I think he's interesting. Is it worth seeing in the theater?
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Old Sep 29th, 2009, 09:38 PM       
Just saw the Watchmen for the first time and I was completely blown away. This movie was an amazing adaptation of one of the most amazing graphic novels to date. Anyone who's never read the novel can still the movie amazing, it's just a lot to take in I would think opposed to knowing the book. All I can say is that I found myself not being able to turn away from the movie for even one second.
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Old Oct 1st, 2009, 11:04 AM       
Went to see "Pandorum" yesterday. Really good sci-fi thriller. It looked kind of interesting in the preview but it ended up being awesome. Don't read the wikipedia page about it though because they ruin a lot of the plot elements by explaining things in a different order they were given in the movie. Hopefully this will become a series.

I haven't heard of Overture Films until recently but everything they're releasing looks really great.
Upcoming by them:

1.) The men who stare at goats
2.) Law abiding citizen
3) Crazies - a remake but of one my favs.

The short previews for Law abiding citizen looked kind of terrible but I watched the extended theatrical trailer for it and it changed my mind completely about going to see it.
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