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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 05:40 PM        Reaching the Top of the Chain
Hi i'm a newcomer to the Mockery boards.

I just wish to start off my legacy here with a rant about the pickle hat!

I have some spiffy goggles, but I just cant seem to get the pickle hat. I thought ah maybe it won't make such i difference...

I soon found out i was wrong...

I tried substitutes.

The Burger King Crown, a Pepsi 12 Pack case, even a Sock.. But i dont feel very godly.

I'm afriad i might never achieve the state of Uphoria That the mockery crew has, due to my lack of pickledom. Also i fear the Pickle company has stopped thier Hat promotional give away aswell as the club pack #2 is out of stock.

Will I roam my nieghborhood picklehatless for all eternity?

Probably.
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Old Aug 9th, 2004, 05:47 PM       
You'll never reach the top of the chain. However dirty that may sound.
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 01:54 AM       
As you can see by the picture my pitiful situation.



If anyone has info on where i can obtain a pickle hat, help me dammit!
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 01:56 AM       
Pitiful indeed.
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 01:56 AM       
GAY TEXT + DIRTY LAUNDRY + BITTEN SANDWICH + GOGGLES + BURGER KING CROWN + BOOMERANG + LACROSSE STICK + SWORD + PINK SHORTS = FUCKING FAGGOT
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 03:36 AM       
Wow, this all doesnt make me think "shut the hell up" at all.
Make a hat out of pickles. It wont look the same, but you will smell funny
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 12:08 PM       
shut up pigeon no one asked
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 12:33 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 04:29 PM       
that shit was goin on before i was a newbie, and it's only ever gotten worse, so i ask - what do you mean "lately"?
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 05:53 PM       
I can assume that I'm part of it, right?
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 06:02 PM        Re: Reaching the Top of the Chain
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Will I roam my nieghborhood picklehatless for all eternity?

Probably.
No roaming/fucking on the forum without your pickle hat.
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 06:08 PM       
The pickle hat and goggles are fucking gay, and only Rog has them anyways.

Oh yeah, and your a gay too sQUEERal.
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 07:45 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 11:39 PM       
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Old Aug 10th, 2004, 11:55 PM       
Aren't we all. :/
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 04:13 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 04:15 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 04:48 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 04:52 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 06:36 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 09:21 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 09:22 PM       
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Old Aug 11th, 2004, 09:24 PM       
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