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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 02:35 AM        I have a message from Jesus
He wants to love you all, but He's finding it increasingly difficult.



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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 02:39 AM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 06:29 AM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 01:03 PM       
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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 01:05 PM       
JESUS DIED FOR YOU
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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 02:10 PM       


PIKA PIKA!!!11!
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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 02:26 PM       
Jesus is so 2004 years ago.
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 01:38 AM       
This is such blasphemy
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Old Mar 24th, 2004, 07:28 AM       
Show us on the doll where jesus touched you.
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Old Mar 25th, 2004, 01:56 AM       
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Old Apr 2nd, 2004, 01:32 AM       
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Old Apr 2nd, 2004, 02:22 AM       
Aha yes, very nimble-witted, this is the best time to use that isn't it?
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Old Apr 2nd, 2004, 08:32 PM       
Jesus dies for my Chocolate Bunnies.
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Old Apr 2nd, 2004, 08:45 PM       
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Old Apr 2nd, 2004, 09:34 PM       
When Jesus came back from the dead my place of the dying for our sins thing was Voided
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Old Apr 3rd, 2004, 02:35 AM       
Did you father just shoot his jizzum onto your face and that's why you have that expression you are making on your avatar, arrow X?
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 03:19 PM       
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 09:52 PM       
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Old Apr 5th, 2004, 10:50 PM       
Your avatar sucks, Two Faced, did you make that yourself, huh?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2004, 06:50 PM        hmmm
You are talking shit about avaitors..... I think you are all nerds.
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Old Apr 24th, 2004, 10:43 AM       
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 06:51 AM       
jesus died for our sins, but isnt letting yourself die (when you can perform miracles) suicide, and isnt suicide a sin?
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Old May 3rd, 2004, 10:19 AM       
yea but it doesnt count when you can come back to life
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Old Jun 17th, 2004, 02:30 AM       
Bump. Jesus is still very dissapointed with you all. He wants an offering. He wants fresh meat this time. Who shall be sacrificed?
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