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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 10:26 PM       
Have you ever really listened to the Dead? They Pretty much wrote the book on how to be a good Live Band.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 10:33 PM       
after some deep, probing thought..i have concluded that Korn and Disturbed are the worst bands ever thus far.. :P
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 12:45 AM       
SILLY BOBO ADOBO CHARACTER, I WOULD NEVER SAY THE GRATEFUL DEAD DON'T SUCK!

CAUSE THEY SUCK!!
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 12:48 AM       
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Have you ever really listened to the Dead? They Pretty much wrote the book on how to be a good Live Band.
actually all they did was handout drugs to people in the audience and then dick around on the guitar for a couple of hours. Jerry Bear's dead man.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 08:27 AM       
I saw a punk band years ago that had a song called "I'll Be Grateful When They're Dead."

The Dead suck bull dong.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 09:26 AM       
I geuss this is the typical reaction i get from a bunch of open-minded punk music fans. I geuss Jerry really couldn't bang on them power chords could he?
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 12:45 PM       
I went to a high school where the majority of fucktards were obsessed with Dave Matthews Band and frigging Jimmy Buffet.

Then there were the oh-so-cool neo-hippie-wannabes that just liked to smoke weed, and they made me hate Greatful Dead and Phish.

It's sad that Canada seems to be giving us shitty music lately...I didn't know Simple Plan came from there, but I knew of Sum 41, that Anvil girl, and Celine Dion. Damn Chrysler commercials.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 01:13 PM       
Thats sorta sad that you judge music by the people who listen to it...rather than judge the music itself.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 02:58 PM       
IT IS A BIT SAD THAT YOU ARE SUCH A FAG
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 04:40 PM       
"Deadhead" was a song by an early HC band in which the aforementioned lyrics can be found. I'm 99% sure it's Government Issue. If it isn't, it's one of the 3 other bands on a split LP I have with them, Teen Idles and 2 others(forgot the names.)
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 08:29 PM       
Worst band: Any new punk or any emo.








God damn you for hating the Grateful Dead and Phish. AHH! God Damn you.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 09:43 PM        worst band ever
It makes me feel so good inside to see so much hate for Dave Matthews

Thank's guys you've made my day.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 11:37 PM       
Early Genesis is incredible.

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I didn't say Genesis. . .I said Phil Collins.


Songs like "Wear My Hat" have earned him Evil Nemesis status.

I mean, how hard up of a hack do you have to be to use lyrics like:

"you can wear my hat,
you can have my coat,
you can take my shirt
'cause I don't need it.
You can wear my shoes,
you can take my socks"
I've killed men for less.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 12:05 AM       
I am sure you have FASCIST!

Frodo failed. Phil Collins has the ring and you are his tool.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 08:20 PM       
Who's judging by music? I knew they were annoying pricks before learning of their shitty musical tastes.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 09:25 PM       
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Thats sorta sad that you judge music by the people who listen to it...rather than judge the music itself.
Until you go to a show and see a bunch of shitheads wearing Skrewdriver shirts. I made an assumption that they sucked and it turned out that I was so mother fucking right.

The show was DRI during the crossover tour. I know, I should have known better.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 10:18 PM       
I did the same thing at my first Widespread Panic show. I roll up and theres a bunch of people who look like they have been skipping out on showers for weeks, wearing funny home made clothing, and some women had armpit hair. This is back when I listened to punk music. I thought I was going to have the worst time in my life.

Except the show was so fucking awesome.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 10:27 PM       
I was right, you were wrong (even though I suspect you were right but you're easy). We did not do the same thing.
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Old Apr 16th, 2003, 11:39 PM       
Bim Skala Bim, Reel Big fish and a whole lot of other ska bands pretty much blow ass. It's all just noise to me.
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 12:08 AM       
Two pages and no mention of Journey? Boy did they suck balls. They have the most pompous, maudlin ballads, and Steve Perry has/had to be one of the least attractive and least charismatic frontmen in the history of Rock Music.

I know Carni's going to get mad (), but Creed also sucks. They're sorta like Journey, only Scott Stapp has some kind of God complex.

The Dead suck. They had a huge following at my high school. And yes, I have heard their music. And it sucks. Go pick up Music From Big Pink by The Band. It's pretty much the album most jam bands try to emulate anyway.
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 08:20 AM       
How can most "jambands" emulate one studio album? for one, jambands make shitty studio albums. The dead made really shitty studio albums, Jerry even admitted that. All they ever wanted to do is play live. If you REALLY want to hear the Dead pick up agood dicks picks or download a show.

Have you ever listened to Galactic, Yonder Mountain String Band, String Cheese Incident, Sonic Youth, and Widespread Panic?

There all shoved into that catagory of "jambands" but none of them sound anything alike. Hmm...Isn't that interesting?
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 11:39 AM       
"jam" bands don't suck necessarily. some suck. some suck really fucking bad. i saw the dead many times, though, and i wouldn't place them in that category.

yah, they didn't speak much to the audience (one of my good friends has always criticized them for this), but they communicated shitloads, amongst themselves and with the hippie freaks rocking to their varying levels of insanity.

my ex used to play what i dubbed "the headache tapes" continuously. and though those bootlegs gave me teh migraine at times, i sometimes felt like a detective listening to their subtle clues foreshadowing the next song.

i'm glad i got the chance to experience them is all.
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 12:15 PM       
I should have said it's the music most jam bands try to emulate. I was listening to some Phish song awhile ago, and it sounded an awful lot like "Up On Cripple Creek" (actually on The Band's second album).
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Old Apr 17th, 2003, 12:50 PM       
Man, jam bands suck.
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