Girl: so what year did the Germans invade America?
Teacher: ...They didn't.
Girl: SO WHY ARE THERE GERMANS HERE
Teacher: They immigrated.
Girl: JUST LIKE THEY IMMIGRATED JEWS INTO SLAVERY
Teacher: ...
Student: Don't you mean concentration camps?
Girl: JEWS CAN'T CONCENTRATE!
Entire class:
shanghai_mccoy: being a good jedi is for faggots >:
trancesapphire: I like being good for a while and making carth trust me then betraying him
trancesapphire: then killing everyone but bastilla and HK-47
shanghai_mccoy: that's what I did lol =(
shanghai_mccoy: I was good until you decide to side with Bastilla or fight her and I picked side with her and I killed the black guy and the cat chick and then I made the wookie kill Random and then AND THEN I KILLED THE WOOKIE AND CARTH
trancesapphire: Random?
shanghai_mccoy: yeah
shanghai_mccoy: the Twi'lek girl
shanghai_mccoy: isn't that her name I don't remember
shanghai_mccoy: RANSOM
shanghai_mccoy: something like that ;_;
trancesapphire: you mean Mission right
shanghai_mccoy: OH MISSION
shanghai_mccoy: FUCK
shanghai_mccoy: I KNEW IT WAS SOME KIND OF WORD THAT ISN"T NORMALLY A NAME >:
When I get older losing my hair,
Many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a valentine
Birthday greetings bottle of wine,
If I'd been out till quarter to three
Would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four? You'll be older too,
And if you say the word,
I could stay with you.
I could be handy, mending a fuse
When your lights have gone,
You can knit a sweater by the fireside
Sunday mornings go for a ride,
Doing the garden, digging the weeds,
Who could ask for more?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
Every summer we can rent a cottage,
In the Isle of Wight, if it's not too dear We shall scrimp and save
Grandchildren on your knee
Vera Chuck & Dave
Send me a postcard, drop me a line,
Stating point of view
Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
Location: Where I Started But In A Different Place
Dec 3rd, 2005, 11:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Seven Force
Girl: so what year did the Germans invade America?
Teacher: ...They didn't.
Girl: SO WHY ARE THERE GERMANS HERE
Teacher: They immigrated.
Girl: JUST LIKE THEY IMMIGRATED JEWS INTO SLAVERY
Teacher: ...
Student: Don't you mean concentration camps?
Girl: JEWS CAN'T CONCENTRATE!
Entire class:
True story.
Where the hell did "student" come from? ... shut up.
__________________
Wherever you go, there you are.
We're leaving together
But still it's farewell
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (LEAVING GROUND)
Will things ever be the same again?
It's the final countdown...
Not really, they sort of just get angry at me and walk away. I leave feeling empty in the end, and like I wasn't truly humiliated. There are apparently better prey for the top of the line mockers.
shanghai_mccoy: being a good jedi is for faggots >:
trancesapphire: I like being good for a while and making carth trust me then betraying him
trancesapphire: then killing everyone but bastilla and HK-47
shanghai_mccoy: that's what I did lol =(
shanghai_mccoy: I was good until you decide to side with Bastilla or fight her and I picked side with her and I killed the black guy and the cat chick and then I made the wookie kill Random and then AND THEN I KILLED THE WOOKIE AND CARTH
trancesapphire: Random?
shanghai_mccoy: yeah
shanghai_mccoy: the Twi'lek girl
shanghai_mccoy: isn't that her name I don't remember
shanghai_mccoy: RANSOM
shanghai_mccoy: something like that ;_;
trancesapphire: you mean Mission right
shanghai_mccoy: OH MISSION
shanghai_mccoy: FUCK
shanghai_mccoy: I KNEW IT WAS SOME KIND OF WORD THAT ISN"T NORMALLY A NAME >:
I don't know why I didn't get YIM earlier
YOU CAN'T BE AWSOME UNLESS YOU HAVE AN IM CONVERSATION WITH ME AND THEN POST IT IN HERE
Talking away
I don't know what I'm to say
I'll say it anyway
today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for you love O.K.
Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day orTWWWWOOOOOO
So needless to say, I'm odds and ends
But that's me, stumbling away
Slowly learning that life is O.K.
Say after me
It's no better to be safe than sorry.
Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or TWWWOOOO.
The things that you say
Is it live or just to play
My worries away
You're all the things I've got to remember
You shying away
I'll be coming for you anyway
Take on me
Take me on
I'll be gone
in a day or TWWOOOOOO