Let's Rap

[FartinMowler]

I got up this morning and felt like rapping so let's all write a bad rap...

Fucking way to behave, you licking poon to leave me sticking to a big ball room.

I've favoured stinky whores and you some thing that glows up the nose but we won't be pimping or scrimping or limping on the floor because you ain't my compodre or my pal, your a double dipping nacho cheese eating warlord that I came to fuck me up and drop a biggitity bomb on the quam of my inner sole of my septum...


add to mine or make your own.... :/

[Emu]

let's not, k

[Dole]

Three men and a little lady

[FartinMowler]

Tapping me on the back the giant rat made me spit and weeze, blowing my coke a cola into the air conditioned breeze, fucking rat leans into me and shouts "Hey! kids welcome to Chuck E Cheese!!" as quick as his giant costumed hand could reach for his mortal clock I pulled out my glock and blew out his brains to the sound of 500 kids screaming and going into shock.


Juan Renaldo liked a girl named Isador that he paid to get on her knees and wipe the floor, claiming to have a 12 iron but actually just a Putter, he pulled out her Ju Jubes and with both hands slapped them together to watch them shudder, only to dump and dispense his butter...


I was bored today...it's Monday :/

[iron mitchell]

record it and i'll release it.

[Matt Harty]

I WONDER IF RONGI WOULD LIKE IT

[FartinMowler]

I WONDER IF RONGI WOULD LIKE IT

I was just goofing around writing shit...Rongi liked Zappa and Ween and so do I :/

[Snatchtastic]

Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*

Tapping me on the back the giant rat made me spit and weeze, blowing my coke a cola into the air conditioned breeze, fucking rat leans into me and shouts "Hey! kids welcome to Chuck E Cheese!!" as quick as his giant costumed hand could reach for his mortal clock I pulled out my glock and blew out his brains to the sound of 500 kids screaming and going into shock.

[MrAdventure]

aww yeah fartin im afraid im gognna have to step in and dose you up with some dope rhymes so ill and so fat

gross jimmy spit in the fountain
i told the teacher on him twice
ew gawd hes picking his nose
i told the teacher on him twice

groooossss i h8 boys a lot
grooooosss i h8 boys snot
groooosss i h8 the way they play
groosss i wish theygd go away!

its my birthday today and i brought cake
it came from the store because we cant bake
all the boys were rude and ate a piece
before i got my birthday wishes from each

gooo away boys no boys allowed
goo away boys i want to screma and shout
get lost boys youve got muddy shoes
get lost boys i got the gross boy blues

ow dont trip me and pull my hair
quit trying to see my underwear ;_;
i wish you would just eat a frog
quit throwring rocks at me!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Captain Goodtimes]

Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about
I'm gonna board your ship and turn it on out
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder - cold getting colder
Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas
And if you've got beef - you'll get capped in the knees
We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest
And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest


Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'


Snatching gold chains - vicking pieces of eight
I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate
We got wenches on the benches - and bitties with titties
Housing all girlies from city to city
One for all and all for one
Taking out M.C.'s with a big shotgun
All for one and one for all
Because the Beastie Boys have gone A.W.O.L.
Friggin' in the riggin' and cuttin' your throat
Big biting suckers getting thrown in the moat
We got maidens and wenches - man they're on the ace
Captain Bly is gonna die when we break his face


Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'

Ali Baba and the forty thieves


Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin'
Robbin' and raping - busting two in the ceiling
I'm wheeling' - I'm dealin' - I'm drinking, not thinking
Never cower, never shower - and I'm always stinking
Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey
And when my girlie shakes her hips - she sure gets funky
Skirt chasing, free basing - killing every village
We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage

Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'


I've been drinking my rum - a Def son of a gun
I fought the law and I cold won
Black Beard's weak - Moby Dick's on the tick
'Cause I pull out my jammy and squeeze off six
My pistol is loaded - I shot Betty Crocker
Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker
Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state
And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate


Most illingest b-boy - I got that feeling
Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'

[FartinMowler]

Well, I'm ill from that thrill :/ thanks for the ink you mostly stink

[Captain Goodtimes]

it's the beastie boys you old twit
you would know better man, but you dont know shit

cause the only beat you got is the kind in your hands
knocking out your children and making demands.

[Neurotic monkey]

You can run but you can't hide from the westside
night stalker, shit talker, run and tell them Mr L.M.
nigga with the gat and i'm back
off the everyday prey that I slay
rolling with the fo' chase ya through South-Central
monkey-wrench ho's should know that, she'll get the balzac
cause i'm not staving, but fuck that
Johnny Carson ho' never had me on the Late Night Show
coming with the shit that'll hitch
steady mobbing cause the flavours good
there goes the neighbourhood nigga with the third album
how come he don't fall off?
rolling with the sawed-off gauge
turn the page of the chapter, caught up in the rapture
but you know Anita, she can get the Pita
eat 'em up yum, and your flawed
mutha-fuck Billboard and the editor
here comes the Predator.

Check your head for the new style
fuck Lawerence Powell and Presino, Wynd and Koon
pretty soon we'll fuck them like they fucked us and won't kiss 'em
riots ain't nothing but dodge for the system
fighting with the beast, no justice, no peace
if any, even if we fuck up Denny
niggaz are sick of your white mans tricks with no treat
thats right, now it's on, on sight
you call me a Muslim, no i'm not a resident, still got my vote in
Farrakhan for president, a white America, i'm tearing ya
a new ass ho', who's the nigga with the new black
strolling to your suburb house and I douse with gas
now who's cleaning up trash?
eat 'em up yum, and your flawed
mutha-fuck Billboard and the editor
here comes the Predator.

get my black rag showing and i'm ?????
kiss my grips like ??? or Mel's Diner
i'm meaner than a mutha-fucking Hyena, chasing Antelope
put a chrome to your dome, watch it bust like a Cantelope
I can't stand a rope, so don't try to hang 'em
talk about dog's, boy I can sling 'em
ratta-tat-tat on your noggin
cause Ice will cream your ass like ???? chocolate
I get crazy when I catch a rap
even be flipping the toungue like ???? Das-Efx
so who is Ice Cube?
i'm a rapper, actor, macker
got a little problem with the redneck cracka
get the polly, whack her, ???? is a devil shit-packer
coming with a crazy pitch
and the statue of Liberty ain't nothing but a lazy bitch
don't wanna give up the crack to the black
but you call it racial, if we go and break the ho'
but eat 'em up yum and your flawed
mutha-fuck Billboard and the editor
here comes the Predator