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Old Nov 10th, 2004, 04:42 PM        My old maths teacher is a giant.
Somewhere around 6'4"

Tallest person in our school.

He has to duck a bit every time he walks through a door.
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Old Nov 10th, 2004, 04:43 PM       
I meant 6'8"
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Old Nov 10th, 2004, 04:44 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2004, 04:45 PM       
His last name is Van Bergen which literally translates into "Of Mountains"

I get bilangual education, meaning that I get classes in Dutch and classes in English. So, it was only natural that we nicknamed him MacMountain.

He also mispronounces things intentionally.
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Old Nov 10th, 2004, 04:48 PM       
He sounds like a cool guy.
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Old Nov 10th, 2004, 04:51 PM       
He is.


we also have this annual survival week thing that we can sign up for, which is basically just camping in the woods for a week.

Now, there's this spelunking part of the whole thing, in this cave complex.

So a few years ago, the guy went on the trip, and on the way out of the caves (which was a small vertical hole that had a bend in it) the guy got stuck because he was so tall that he got lodged in the curve, and he almost broke both of his legs getting out.
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Old Nov 10th, 2004, 05:38 PM       
I have a very racist friend who is 6'7. He is better than your teacher.
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Old Nov 10th, 2004, 05:48 PM       
there was a math teacher at my school who was 7'1"
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Old Nov 10th, 2004, 06:21 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2004, 10:36 PM       
My math teacher looked exactly like Spock.
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Old Nov 11th, 2004, 08:34 AM       
I hate giants!
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Old Nov 11th, 2004, 09:48 AM       
Even André, Jixby?

Do you really hate André the Giant?
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Old Nov 11th, 2004, 11:06 AM       
I had a high school science teacher who was around 6'8" and had a huge beard and mustache that made him look like a viking. He's also a scuba diver for the emergency search and rescue squad.
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